An Open Letter to Playgirl

Dear editors of Playgirl,

We read your offer to Eliot Spitzer to appear nude in your magazine and wonder: What the fuck were you thinking?

Sure you’re still delusional that your magazine caters mostly to straight women who probably would want to see him in the buff. Keep on thinking that, but let us assure you that the majority of your readership (gay men) would rather see Ashley Alexandra Dupré nude than Eliot. Hell, if you want to feature a former governor, get McGreevey and his assistant to pose. Now that’s something we’d pay to see.

Please spare us all this national nightmare, rescind your offer and stick to proven hotties like Kent, Gage, Tony, Eric and Riley.

Kisses,
QueerClick