QCA Quickie: Caught In The Act
Weren't the 70's far-out? Your mom could catch you getting groovy with yourself and she'd be all new-age and progressive, by which I mean creepy as fuck. Oh my god! This video has already gotten close to a 900,000 views and is it any wonder? The poor kid has this commingled look of fury and shame. What sort of horny preteen doesn't lock his door or at least block it with some volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica? How about jerking off in the shower or on the pot next time? Geez. At least he left his copies of Honcho and Inches under the mattress this time... now he only has to have one talk with mom instead of two. We're sure their little heart-to-heart is gonna be real un-awkward. Now would be a good time to pick up a marijuana addiction, the both of you.
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I was a little kid in the 70s and this exact scenario pretty much happened to me when I was about 4 or 5 (got an early start!), except my mother caught me humping my pillow and took me to talk to my father, who simply asked me to wait until I was older to do that sort of thing. But then, he was probably stoned at the time.
I'm going to need therapy now from watching that. EEEEEEEEK!