Stupid Boyfriend Influences Blake Riley To Retire From Porn

Stupid Boyfriend Influences Blake Riley To Retire From Porng
Damn. First, Diesel Washington got “blackballed” (so to speak) then Jason Adonis had a mental breakdown. Now, Blake Riley’s leaving us literally holding our dicks because of his stoopid boyfriend.
Jason Sechrest broke the bad news to bajillions of grieving gays. Blake’s supposedly “over the whole porn thing” and apparently has a “boyfriend.” Hmmm… your boyfriend’s not making you leave your legion of adoring fans just for him, is he? That’s pretty damned selfish. Hope we won’t have to do to your relationship what we did to str8cam Jeff when he got married—let’s just say it was a short honeymoon.
Luckily, the Queen of Porn, Chi Chi LaRue, has got Riley’s ass in a sling (figuratively, though possibly literally at some other time). He’s still under contract to Channel 1 Releasing meaning that his “retirement” may be temporary until Her Majesty comes to collect.
Mmaybe we’re being harsh though and it’s not the boyfriend fault. Porn can really take it out of a guy’s ass and the health plan’s not all that (most providers won’t cover porn-related injuries like lockjaw and trunkbutt). Although Riley always seemed to enjoy his scenes, we’re sure he’d agree that a porn career can sometimes suck a lot of dick.
Oh well, until Chi Chi comes knocking, we can always console ourselves at Blake Riley’s QC Fan Club Page.
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Blake Riley Makes Cybersocket’s List Of Top 50 Porn Stars
Blake Riley Stars in “How Do I Roll” Safe-sex PSA
When Chi Chi LaRue Attacks

Jul 15, 2009 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments