PataPORN With Chinpoko

Get ready. One of this week’s posts actually left Chinpoko speechless… I know. It’s a first. In fact, he’s still so shocked that I—Editor D—have to welcome you to this week’s, PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Extra Big Dicks: Tommy and Krist
Chinpoko trying to speak…
This is all I can say: as a dick, I aspire to Defendi’s dong… I aspire.

IAOOC – Army Guys
Atten-hut!!
Even though I think this feature’s name is waaaaay too long and boring. (Come on! In And Out Of Clothes?! Get creative, people!), this week’s post is good.
The military guys this week are smoking hot. Why’re military men so hot? Maybe it’s because homosexuality remains so forbidden for them. True there isn’t any queer hanky panky going on in the pics, but sometimes ones’ imagination does an even better job. Don’t ask, because I’m not tellin’ boys!
That’s not true… I’ll tell everyone. I’m a huge gossip.

Cocky Boys: Felix and Andre
Well, now we know where Cocky Boys keeps their old used up models…
in the basement.
Oh, I’m not kidding. As the video started I kept hearing the mumbling of voices. Where is this coming from? I wondered. So I can only think Kyle Major’s just storing those models away so no one else will use them.
Alright, I actually have to say that the production value for this video is actually much better than some previous Cocky Boys scenes. The lighting is better, the room is spacious, and the camera work is improved. It’s no Sean Cody (who shoots amazing angles that make you feel like you’re all up in there).
Overall all the video is hot for three reasons:
First, the face-fuck. Andre gives Felix a hot, nasty face fuck and Felix takes it like a pro. You can tell he’s a size-queen in heaven.
Second, finger-bangin!. It’s pretty hot when Andre jacks himself while his other fingers fucking the shit out of Felix’s tight hole. Felix’s reaction is hot too and his hole is oh so tight! Yum.
Thirdly, the facial… it’s real hot. And I appreciate that Felix doesn’t just close his eyes and mouth and tries not to breathe. No. He’s into that at all. While Andre shoots down his face, he moans and gasps for air. That’s how to do it someone cums on your face, people!
Hottest post of the week.

The Guy Site: Patrick Rouge and Chance
You know, as open-minded as I try to be, I realize that I skip over some of the more “non-traditional” hot men of porn. You know me; I just think with my dick. PATA PATA!
Well, this week my mind was blown by The Guy Site. Mainly because CHANCE HAS A FAT, HUGE, GOREGOUS COCK.
Holy crap boys, this was like going to visit the Grand Canyon in cock terms. And I think Chance is just such a handsome guy. Love the hair and I love that he’s soft in the middle, but hard under the belt. PATA PATA!
You’ll love it.
Oh yeah, and Patrick has a hella hot cum shot. Not to be missed!

Ruggerbugger: Daniel Conn
Why do I not watch rugby? Why?! WHY?!!?
Daniel Conn’s probably one of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen in my life. I’d become a total pig bottom for him if he asked. I would, without a second thought! Too bad I don’t have an ass. I’ll guess I’ll just have to imagine banging his tight hole… I guess. I’ll live.
What the hell is in the drinking water down under? I need to swallow some of that. And speaking of swallowing, I can only imagine how good Daniel tastes. I bet his cum is like discovering a new magical item at Willy Wonka’s factory.
Yum. PATA PATA PATA!
Is it wrong that after that last post, I just want candy now? Maybe a little. Well, I hope you get some “candy” this week, and if you don’t… well, at least get out there and get turned on!