UPDATE: Cyborg Derek Rivero Releases Video About “Unfortunate” Breakup With Zack Randall


Umm… creepy. To explain the consequences of his recent break-up with Zack Randall, Derek Rivero delivers a “heartfelt” video press release with all the warmth of the Terminator. He looks like a villain from that old soap opera Dynasty, an impervious ice queen just ready to slap another wealthy bitch and wrestle around with her in a luxurious bedroom.
Or maybe he’s more like the cold veterinarian that explains, “It is for the best interest of Puddles the puppy that we put him to sleep immediately. Although you will no doubt be upset, months of explosive diarrhea have weakened Puddles beyond repair. After this injection however, you will have many more delightful animals from which to choose.”
We got so much spank-mileage from your relationship with piss pup Zack Randall that all the new porn in cyberspace will never be able to take its place, Mr. Rivero. Do you hear us??? NEVER!!!

Jul 10, 2009 By paperbagwriter 18 Comments