YES!!! (ahem) SO SAD!!! Zack Randall And Derek Rivero Break Up!


The semi-famous gay porn couple of hung, uncut piss-drinker Zack Randall and hung, uncut barebacker Derek Rivero have just announced their break-up. And we’d be sadder, except that it means that these two both men have just gone back on the market!!! That’s right… IT’S OPEN SEASON, BOYS!!! We’ve got some hot piss ready, just for you, Zacky Poo! And Derek, you devil-dicked stud, come here and, uh… (ahem) put on this condom.
Derek delivered the heart-breaking, boner-inducing news earlier today:

Change is inevitable and most times it occurs for the best of reasons. I have always kept the intimate details of my personal life private and will continue to do so as it brings me such peace of mind. However I find that it is my responsibility to address an issue that will most likely get more attention than it deserves.

Recently it has been mutually decided by myself and Zack Randall that it would be in our best interest to officially separate and end our relationship of two years. This end, however, is not to be analyzed as something of a negative nature for we are still great friends and I wish him much luck and great fortune in any of his future ventures.

I ask that this matter be treated discreetly and positively so that all parties involved may resume their lives in a mature and responsible manner.

We aren’t the first and we wont be the last.

As a result RandallRivero.Com will undergo an entire redesign and will reemerge as BoyBoulevard By Derek Rivero.

Please be assured that the best course of action is to move forward peacefully and not to dwell in the insignificant details of a short lived love affair. It is crucial for this relationship to have a happy conclusion free from rumors, lies and external misinformation. At this time it is best if we simply allow for all this to fade away into the past where it truly belongs.

Which is why they issued a press release, just like all low-key couples wishing to avoid the spotlight do. Why, seems like just yesterday, that they got engaged. Oh well, other porn couples have split up, like Jesse Santana and Guy Parker (whoops) and Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas. Life’s not all wastersports and condomless sex, y’know?
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Jul 09, 2009 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments