Levi Johnston Mulls Jumping Into An Erotic Shoot For Playgirl’s “Female” Readers
Jump Levi, jump! We mentioned several porn outlets actively courting the would-be son-in-law of Vice Presidential train wreck, Sarah Palin. Levi Johnston, the moose hunting, hockey-playing, 19-year-old high school dropout may not have wanted kids when he stuck his dick into Bristol Palin, but when he pulled it out, he found a pot of gay gold (oh, and a stewpid baby).
In a video of him his Vanity Fair shoot, Levi briefly mulls over whether or not to accept an offer from Playgirl with his personal manager, Tank (yes, Tank). Sad thing is, the poor boy hardly knows what Playgirl is. Gawker has more:
Tank referred the matter to Levi’s lawyer Rex Butler (how many handlers does one Alaskan babydaddy need?) who emailed back: “There are people out there that want to see such a shoot of Levi and we are ready to do it if the proposal is right.” The only hitch, Levi’s not willing to do a nude shoot, only pose in his skivvies.
And since a nearly nude Levi is better than no nude Levi at all, Playgirl’s down and there’s an agreement in place to do the shoot. They’re in final negotiations to get the thing together right now.
Funny thing is that Playgirl’s biggest get in years doesn’t have a clue about who reads the male flesh mag. As he and Tank joke in the Vanity Fair video, Levi says, “I’m assuming it’s where a dude poses for women.”
Ummm… yeah, Levi. We’re sure your straight moose-hunting cohorts in Alaska will buy that bit of naivete. Oh and QueerClick’s just a gay porn blog for women, by the way—very hairy women with flat chests and large clitorises.
But we gotta say, Levi’s pretty smart for deciding to keep his undies on. First off, he’ll still make mad bank for just lying around in his skivvies and in the process, he’ll turn on lots of gay men who’ll pay lots just to see a little more flesh. Granted, he can only cocktease gay men so much before they get all pissy and move on. But if he shows a little ass and then does some gay events, like an AIDS benefit, he could milk his gay icon status for several years and thousands to come. Let us pause for a moment to imagine Levi milking a gay… ahhhh.
Fleshbot also obtained an email from Johnston’s lawyer, Rex Butler, to Playgirl saying that he’ll need two to four weeks to “shape up and define” before the photo shoot. Looks like he wants to impress all us women.
Check out the Vanity Fair video and a CNN video with commentary from Unzipped magazine’s editor, plus more hilarity from the moose hunter after the jump!
Listening to Jeanne Moos talk about Levi is kinda like listening to your grandma talk about all the ass she used to get&mdashh;that is, strangely hot. The New York Times Gail Collins is another media matron who tackled Levi’s Vanity Fair article. In the article, Levi dishes Mrs. Palin, painting an unalluring portrait of the GOP-stylized “hockey mom”, but Collins has her doubts:
somehow I have a feeling that even the most ardent Palin-haters are not going to be able to work up much sympathy for Levi’s complaint that Sarah made him cut off his mullet before his appearance at the Republican convention. Or that when she moved to Juneau after being elected governor, she tried to take Bristol with her in order to break them up.
In fact, trying to separate her daughter from Johnston could be filed away in the rather slim folder titled “Sarah Palin’s Good Ideas.”
Levi’s reports on Palin’s failings as wife and mother sound exactly like what any self-absorbed teenager might say about his girlfriend’s working mom. She doesn’t cook! He and Bristol had to do everything! They had to take care of the kids and go to Taco Bell to get Sarah a Crunchwrap Supreme!
Turns out Levi gave his kid the middle name of “Easton” in honor of his favorite hockey equipment company. Marry us now, you big, dumb brute!
