Hot Businessman Can’t Get Laid, Resorts To Mediocre Cybersex

We’ve all been there before. You go to the bar all dressed up and have a drink hoping someone will come around. Then you start texting out of boredom before deciding to go home and jerk off instead. Rest assured, it’s not pathetic… in fact, mega-hot businessmen do it too! Just check out this chiseled stud downing an overpriced cocktail before going back to his weirdly sterile hotel room to strip down for what seems the most boring cyber-sex session ever.
Not only are they horrible at dirty talk— “MMMMM” “REALLY?” “WOULD YOU DARE?”—but his web cam has horrible resolution. You’d think a world traveling, designer underwearing guy with a personal trainer could afford a higher quality webcam or at least a classy hooker. You’d be wrong. See? Sometimes hot men have boring sex lives too.
At least his chat partner uses a default male avatar meaning that this commercial for Gregg Homme Underwear definitely gay (like Men at Play) instead of pretending to be for women (like Playgirl). They also say this video is to be continued. Uhhh, unless the next video is off this guy jerking off and sticking toys into his butt, we’re hard pressed to figure out how to make him any more naked. But will we watch. Oh yes, we will…
Oh but what’s this? Apparently Gregg Homme released another two parter softcore after the jump. Let’s see what we can expect, shall we?

While the threat of parking garage rape turns some of us on, this fella is all bulge and no bustle. Oh, we’d still molest him (fer sure), but not in those ridiculous AIDS Awareness underwear. Take the red ribbon off your junk, girl. And who fools around in the back of a car? What is this high school? OK, now let’s commence with the blowjobs!