noun: a bottom guy whos always saying hes a top
ex: Yeah, Dustin talks a big game about fucking all these guys, but the one time we slept together he was a total butt-top. I have the tapes to prove it.
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adjective: When someone is so good looking that you would drop to your knees and service them on the spot.
ex: That hot Israeli guy is drop down gorgeous. Maybe I can pull him into the coat check and give him a quick BJ. Would that make me a slut?
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adjective: The permanent state of a cum stains on your sheets or clothing that just wont come out.
ex: Argh! I've washed this shirt eight times since I accidentally jizzed on it, but the cum stains are spermanent!
noun: The awkward and hard-to-undo hairstyle that results from cumming on a person's head.
ex: Then, when I was about to nut, I pulled out and totally gave him a spermanent. Poor guy had Ocean Spray bangs for the rest of the day.
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noun: A loud, noisy, fake, and paid-for orgasm.
ex: "My trick had such a whoregasm that I had to cover his dumb mouth just to keep my mom from hearing."
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noun: A tear in your foundation from inserting a very thick penis.
ex: As Mongo inserted his beer can cock into Lord Fontleroy's man pussy, Lord Fontleroy felt a girth quake and moaned a pained whoreish utterance. Mongo had torn his velvet lining to be sure, but the Lord thought shitting blood a minor price to pay for riding the largest stallion in his entire fiefdom.
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noun: An attractive woman who befriends gay men because she enjoys their company. "Fruit fly" implies sociability and a love of gays, whereas "fag hag" implies an ugly woman who hangs out with fags in hopes of seducing one.
ex: "What bitch? Puh-leaze! I'm no 'fag hag.' Your momma's a 'fag hag.' I am a 'fruit fly.' I'm here because I like the sweetness, not because I can't get laid."
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noun: Hot Piece of Ass (H.P.A.)
ex: "Your little fauxhawk friend is quite an H.P.A.—hot piece of ass! Please say that he's gay; if not, I could convert him with a single touch."
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noun: Someone whose level of annoyance goes beyond mere douchebaggery.
ex: A douche nozzle literally refers to the spray tip connecting to the bottle of a feminine hygiene product. The nozzle goes into a woman's cha-cha to spray out the "not so fresh" yeasty smell. But Octavio's especially shitty antics tonight make the term applicable to him as well.
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noun: Someone who's only willing to jerk off on the first date.
ex: "So did you fuck him?"
"Nah. It was a masturdate, so we jerked off and I went home."
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noun: noun: A subtype of lesbian with the annoying tendency to look like extremely cute boys until you're close enough to speak with them (pronounced: lez-boy-uhn).
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