After reviewing all of the posts for this week, after watching the videos, after watching all of the previews in one sitting it occurs to me that creating this post is like some bizzare form of edging torture. There were so many cumshots and hardons and asses and (well you get the idea) that ,not to put too fine of a point on it, I feel like I have a gif in my pants.
Do you guys like the animated format? It’s pretty catchy and definitely puts some wood on our fires….should we continue?
Happy Sunday Y’all!
Let’s put these last hours of the weekend to a good use, shall we? (Get your lube ready!)
This week was definitely Sean Cody‘s and his guys, with cute Noel being suspended from school and most exciting thing: Stu is back!
But that’s far from being all we’ve covered for you! There’s adorable muscle asian Yoshi having fun in the jungle with his snake and the Corbin Fisher boys – whose facial expressions are amazing! Oh and: did you see the delicious hairy beast Dex Hammer from Randy Blue? Just wow!
At Men.com, there was another premiere on the “Top to Bottom”-Series. Woody Fox (so many puns in my head!) has bottomed for the first time! Grrr! We have another first for you: Only until the end of today (January 26th US time), there is a Special Deal for you on Gayhoopla – Lock in your Discount for life! Have fun, enjoy and see you tomorrow!
xo
P.S.: Tell us about your highlight of this week in the comments below!
Hey peeps! How’s it going? I am sipping Japanese sparkling sake as part of my weekend indulgence whilst penning this weekly note… starring at the beautiful collagework by QCaliente‘s Editor Rick (thanks for taking over the visuals for TGIF/TGIS)… c’est la vie.
What a week! Apart from burying my nose deep into Google Analytics (my latest obsession and you have no idea how turned on I get when I see those live data and wild numbers. Can’t believe how many readers are on our network at every single point in time, A BIG THANK YOU!), we’ve got hirsute men, a bendy-bendy cock, the hottest handheld update from Fratmen imho, a returning porn veteran who granted us a big exclusive (thank you, Aaron Savvy!), a pair of lovebirds who are so into each other during their fuck session, a NBFOTW who can strike a pose, and what’s been tickling my funny bone for the past 3 days – a moany PORN PARROT! Bonus Highlights:
Which begs my next question: I’ve always wondered – for those of you with house pets like dogs and cats (I don’t reckon fishes apply in this context), do you fap and have sex in full view of them with them roaming around? Do you think they know what you are doing? Will they get turned on? Will they get traumatised? Do you feel watched? I’ve seen videos of couples having sex with their cats and dogs prancing around, looking for a spot to slot in between their owners. Makes me rather uncomfortable.
Oops, gotta go now, Toby is howling. Have a good week, y’all!
XOXO,
Editor D
After last week’s plain demolition of peer studios by Sean Cody, and our urgent plea for everyone to buck up, we see a more even distribution of hawtness throughout the week. We’re just happy to see Next Door Male return to strong form with Blayne (altho, ahem, he’s a Sean Cody alumni). Not everyone can pull off those bright canary yellow shorts and boy did Blayne pull them off well with ’em thunder thighs. Better yet, that gorgeous cum-dump shot of him on the floor, thighs opened wide, face contorted with an exasperated grimace. Talk about self expression!
Clinching top spot is our 70th NBFOTW (small digress: doesn’t the acronym remind you of NKOTB?) as strong and continual proof that there’s no stopping hot everyday everypeople Amateur Porn.
And here are the other interesting rainbow muffins which didn’t make it onto the main chart but worth a click!
Porn Appetite!
Truth be told, by the middle of last week, we knew which studio would likely clinch the top spot for this week’s TGIF/TGIS Clash Of The Porn Titans. And we had to be heavy-handed with those damn hot Sean Cody updates cos otherwise they would be hogging all the top 3 spots this week! Utmost apologies to Kolby (we really dig your Spikey “Aloe” Hair which QC reader Str8arrowaz had coined) and Arthur & Liev (who also gave a geezfuck creampie of a performance!). If we go by this week’s updates alone, Sean Cody continues to ride high in stealing our hearts. Oh what would we do without you, King Of Gay Porn?
Thank you to the other studios for keeping our dicks hard and libido flowing. But really, you blokes have gotta catch up with SC. Until next week, enjoy them hotcakes.
As perpetrators of good quality porn, we are well acquainted with information overload. One bit of information leads to five facts, which leads to three articles, which leads to an interesting podcast you must listen to right now, which leads to 10 new opened tabs in your browser.
But there’s always one more hot video to consume, one more Real Guys Exposed spread to wank off to. Heck, just putting this post together took 3 days. Thence a Sunday publish for a TGIF post. Hee hee. 😉
This is a good thing, but it also can overburden our systems not to mention sore genitalia. And that’s why we need recaps to bring order to our over-fapped lives – PORNBESITY is a real problem.
So here are 14 links for you to spend your clicks on. We cannot guarantee they will not lead to you to another uhm, 43287 more pages.
HAPPY QUEERCLICKING!! Until next week, this is Captain Cum signing off.
Hello peeps! Hope everyone had a splendid week. By the way, have you ever measured a week by the number of loads you spewed? Just curious. This week, I caught “Gravity” with a bunch of friends and apart from being riveted by Sandra Bullock’s performance (that woof woof scene has Oscars written all over it), pondering deeply about hopelessness and hope… it also led me to think if anyone has ever jacked off and ejaculated in space before? How does it feel and look like? How different will dribbling cum be from shooting cum in space?
How does one spell OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD? Haha.
The highlight for this week was our random discovery of Mr Blue Eyes. Where did he come from? Who on earth are you? Would someone please sign him up? Can anyone of you ID him?
Enjoy our weekly recap and your weekend, folks. Spew a few loads.
It was one hell of a hot week in terms of content, special membership promotions and of course our ninth anniversary! In porn years it seems like an eternity, but it’s really just the beginning. We have new things up our sleeves and a renewed excitement for the great job we have. Let’s see what the next 9 years bring….stay hard and horny Queerclickers!