Marcus Jordan, Son of Michael Jordan, Tweets His Dick

Marcus Jordan, Son of Michael Jordan, Tweets His Dick
How did your Saturday night go? It probably went really well (or didn’t depending on your choice of perspective) with Marcus Jordan, son of Michael, having his dick pic leaked onto the Interwebs through his personal Twitter account @SASBMJ.
Realizing his mistake (sexting session gone wrong perhaps?), very likely through many of his 50000 plus followers, he took that photo offline faster than your dick could shrink if you were caught wanking by your mother.
Thank god for iPhone screenshots.


Marcus Jordan, Son of Michael Jordan, Tweets His Dick
He initially acknowledged his mistake, but does a 180 by taking a page out of Anthony Weiner’s “my-phone-was-hacked” book.

Whoever it was posted it and deleted it.. THEN posted that “mistake” tweet on my page.. Lol Good one.. But #CmonSon that ain’t me.

— Marcus Jordan (@SASBMJ) July 28, 2013

And to further prove his innocence, he then deleted his Twitter account. Yup. That’s what you do when you got your phone hacked — by removing all evidence that could convict the person hacking your phone.
Anyways, since we have here Marcus Jordan’s not-penis, how do you rate it? Do you think the size displayed in the TweetDickPic is comparable to say the size of his arm? QClickers, time to put on your collective thinking caps, and scrutinize away!
[via Sticky]

Jul 29, 2013 By scotchtape 4 Comments