WUBBING! – The Floppy Dick Dance Sensation!

Admit it: you like to rock out with your cock out. You like dancing with your big dick and balls floppin’ around. The only problem? It’s illegal to do in public… until now!
Meet Wubbing — the big-dick dance craze that’s danglin’ ’round the world! Just get your dancing friends, a pair of wubbing shorts and you’re ready to do da stanky leg while letting your dingle-dang swang!
Wubbing shorts come with a huge wang that’s larger than (most) dicks, giving you a big, bad bulge to swing while doing your thing! Wubbing is easy to do but hard to master — there’s a countless number of moves including Teacher’s Pet, The Whistle and our personal favorite, Stirring the Mayonnaise!
Oddly enough, we’re pretty sure this dance craze is totally fake, but that didn’t stop this determined dance crew from making a website and a mini-documentary about the trials and travails of dancing with a big fake dick. Watch the video after the jump!

And if fake dick dancing ain’t your thing, try enjoy these two authentic “dick slang” dance videos that involve big-dicked young men hula dancin’ and violently humping an ottoman in basketball shorts — the future of dance is NOW.