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Top 10 QComments – Hater Edition

March has come upon us (aha) and Valentine’s is over. But the holiday of love certainly didn’t stop some of our readers from fighting like drunken cats! There must’ve been some Hater-ade in the water because as soon as our last Top 10 QComments went up, readers started hatin’—bad studio photography, spoiled ex-porn stars, ruined underwear, our QColumnist Steve Prince, and the size of your mother’s cock… you name it! If it came up, someone was someone itchin’ for a bitchin’. But don’t worry. We mixed in a little sugar with the lemons so it all goes down nice and easy (heh heh). Bottoms up!

If you recall, our last Top 10 QComments featured quite the melee about a porn performer who came on a U.S. uniform. We had a smackdown between human who called the complaining military veteran Thomas a murderer and told him to “Shut the fuck up!” We also had TS Amandah present his idea that a man’s dick size comes from his mother’s genetic half (weird!). Shoco, had enough of this “scientific” theory and enough of human too:

What’s nice about the internet is that everyone are suddenly experts and biologisits about can say whatever the fuck they think they know. the gene of cock-size isn’t mother or father related, it’s random, depending on the specific sperm and egg that met to create life (whoops, now i’m the so-called expert. how hyporitical of me).

Ho, and speaking of which – sorry to stray from the world of porn and penis size for a real life, “boner killing” matter but – human really does demonstrate the problem with both US and western civilization. First, let’s understand one thing that is fundemental – an army is an organization (yes, in part fiscal) that’s sole purpose to demonstrate force and power. it serves as both a deter factor, and fighting force. but the most fundemental part of it is that it works for someone else, usually country, but in recent decades examples for terrorism.

And here’s the problem i was talking about in western culutre – you don’t really have any idea what it’s like when terror and war is forced upon you. you leave a causy, cushy life – you get up in the morning, you drink your coffee, you go to work or school or whatever, you spend your days worrying about silly problems. why? because some people choose a path that isn’t just about making rent at the end of the month. americans get to choose wheather they’re lives will be risk for the sake of others or by a papercut. being a pacifict is nothing short of ignoring the problem the threatens our everyday lives. be it actualy extreme muslim groups or even tribes in africa rebelding against the goverment etc.

Human – if you were opposed to the Iraq war (which i can understand), i hope you at least excersized your right to protest and be heard before the war started in stand of complaining about it now. not all war are justified, that’s true. leaders make mistakes, also true. but to eliminate the need of an army… well, in the hopes i make the next QComment round-up so everyone can here it, i’ll use your own words – “shut the fuck up”!

Damn, Shoco! He really came out swinging, not only against human, but also against anyone who bitches about the Iraq invasion but did nothing to stop it! We love Shoco, actually. He’s a smart and regular QCommenter who also had an awesome QComment on the post about John Mayer having sucked a dick about why sucking a dick is much harder to do, culturally speaking, than eating pussy—check it out.
loltoofunny also had a problem TS Amandah’s “mother’s dick theory”; namely, that if it were really true, his dick would be much bigger:

Okay, I don’t know the science behind the genetics and the correlation to dick size…. But I have three brothers. I’m not that endowed as they are. So what happened to the gene pool with me? One of those two I’m taller than, so go figure that one out as well. Ahem, your theory is absurd, just as much as the stereotype of racial identity and penis size. There are plenty of people with tiny dicks and large ones, which have nothing to do with race or genetics. It is a matter of growth development and hormones during onset of puberty. Some have growth spurts, and some don’t. I’m taller than my brother but smaller in the johnson. So really? Your ‘scientific’ analysis of penis size has faults. You are dumb.

Admittedly, we didn’t actually ask to see our mother’s dick before posting TS Amandah’s theory. We just report the QComments, we don’t always fact check ’em… what do you think this is, Dateline?

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