Boy pixie Zac Efron has always seemed just a little too perfect. But we stopped thinking that once we read his diary!!!
It’s true! Zac has deep thoughts and problems just like the rest of us—mobbing fans, paparazzi, getting his dick grabbed, waking up in a dumpster. Just. Like. Us. But lucky for him, he’s got brains as well as beauty. And it’s amazing what just a few pounds of cocoa butter can do.
So go ahead, take a peek at his diary. We’ve even got a second installment after the jump.
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They say ‘Be careful what you wish for.” 23-year-old Justin Parker once wished for the largest dick in the world and now every night he goes to bed, he prays he doesn’t wake up. His dick is literally like a third leg. He has to stand in the shower to urinate, if he gets an erection he passes out from blood loss. He even once accidentally rubbed it against his best friend who then immediately threw up.
But will Justin let his big dick get the best of him? Or will he overcome his, uh, handicap? Watch this inspiring story and learn to appreciate your penis, no matter the size.
Masokist the personal trainer takes working out pretty seriously. In fact, when you commit to a hard set with him, you better see it through. When his workout partner Brotein quits in the middle of an intense set, Masokist feels pretty let down—he has needs too, y’know.
But what’s a guy to do when his partner just quits in the middle of the action? Do you get angry at him? Do you try and start a new set or start pumping on your own? Or do you find a new workout partner? There’s not a perfect answer, especially because Brotein is way sensitive.
Side not: Masokist has got some killer abs. We’d go in for a hot set on the bench with him too.
Teenagers are having a lucky summer finding jobs… hand jobs, blow jobs, rim jobs. This anchorwoman and her horrified face on the other hand… not so lucky.
Yes, you read that correctly. Meet William Tapley, or as he likes to call himself “The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse.” We don’t recall reading about any eagles being involved in the apocalypse, but that’s still one hell of a nickname. This gentleman has gone through the trouble of finding dicks all over Denver Airport, and not just in the men’s bathrooms. You needn’t be a toilet tramp to find penises pointing in every direction on the airport’s artwork and baggage claims. He has seen them… and he has photographic proof!
Know this—phalluses are Satan’s genitals! Though after watching this video, we’re curious if Mr. Tapley has ever seen a real penis other than his own. They’re not supposed to be rectangular and blue, darling.
Yes, most of youprefer to swallow cum instead of spilling seed, but accidents still happen. It can be a pain wiping cum off your favorite comforter or housepet, but have no fear—Jizzle is here! While it’s not a real product we can’t imagine why you’d need a space age chamois to wipe up a bucket full of cum, unless you’re hosting bukkake buddy meet ups. Even still, watch how easy cum clean up can be!
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It’s the eve of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Royal Wedding! And to celebrate, here’s the happy couple talking openly about when Prince William popped the big one. No, not “the big question” but his big dick into her ass! Yes, yes… it’s always a private and romantic affair when your loved one finally gives up their virganalty. But when you’ve been staring at his royal jewels for as long as we have, it’s kinda hard not to be hard, err… we mean, interested in every little detail of their love life. When should we expect the royal sex tape?
Having a boyfriend rocks but all the dull dating and and drugging drinks just to find one can be a real drag. Well not anymore! Just pick up the phone and order yourself your very own boyfriend! He’ll do you, your chores, protect the house, and also battle to the death for your honor. Who could ask for more? But watch out, you could very easily end up with two boyfriends and some guys say that “Two boyfriends are two too many!”
Not everyone is lucky enough to havethe blessed foreskin but those who aren’t circumcised know how handy a foreskin can be. Not only does it protect the head of the penis, it also makes a great place to hide chocolate candies! Xtreme Skater and XM Radio host, Jason Ellis knows it. Last December he went on Howard Stern’s radio just to show how many M&Ms he could slip inside his turtleneck. But when when Sal Governale heard about about Jason’s feat, he whipped out his uncut cock and challenged Jason to an on-air challenge!
Which man will win? You’ll have to go after the jump to find out!
Yeah, it’s an ad for an XBOX dancing game, but there’s something alluring about seeing a hairy average Joe wearing gold lame hot pants, high-heel platform shoes, and rocking the man-pouch to “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head.” After all, we already know how hot it is when Marco DaSilva and the Randy Blue boys dance to Kylie. And now that you mention it… yeah, we’d do him. But why in the world does he cut that red bucket for? Maybe it’s a secret Kylie maneuver.
We’ve talked about the Pride and Prejudice involved in being a 350-pound nude model, but we’ve never properly discussed Jane Austen’s fine comedy of manners. Thank goodness for this abbreviated porn version remixed from the audiobook. Now you can learn all about Mr. Darcy’s dick, Ms. Bennett’s asshole, and the naughty dalliances of Uncle Muffins and Captian Breakfast. Who said our porn website weren’t classy?
Oooh! And don’t forget to check out the audiobook for Harry Potter and the Underage Blowjob
Dave Franco has a lot in common with his older brother—dashing good looks, a sexy voice, and a homoerotic streak a mile wide. Just watch him and actor Chris Mintz-Plasse (aka McLovin from Superbad) dirty-talk one another in an intensely sexual game of chicken. If you can get through Dave saying…
“God you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt-ass naked and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean up and down left and right until you can’t stand it anymore and your back is arched, you’re clawing at my chest, panting in my ear just fucking begging for it and we both cum almost instantaneously in unison and it’s fucking epic.”
… without getting a boner, you’re the real winner in this competition.
If you can get past the straight dude douchebaggery (just like the the hot rugby commercial we shared a little while back), you may find yourself suddenly turned on. Best line: “Celery? Are you serious? Do you want a side of tampons with that?”
