Let “The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse” Show You All The Penises In The Denver Airport

Yes, you read that correctly. Meet William Tapley, or as he likes to call himself “The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse.” We don’t recall reading about any eagles being involved in the apocalypse, but that’s still one hell of a nickname. This gentleman has gone through the trouble of finding dicks all over Denver Airport, and not just in the men’s bathrooms. You needn’t be a toilet tramp to find penises pointing in every direction on the airport’s artwork and baggage claims. He has seen them… and he has photographic proof!
Know this—phalluses are Satan’s genitals! Though after watching this video, we’re curious if Mr. Tapley has ever seen a real penis other than his own. They’re not supposed to be rectangular and blue, darling.