ESPN’s ‘Body Issue’ May Give You A Body Issue

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ESPN Magazine‘s Body Issue is basically like their version of Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue — it gives readers some amazing bodies to whack off to, except that ESPN’s models have infinitely less clothing. We managed to find some tasty pics from the upcoming issue… would you like to touch yourself while looking at them? Of course you would…
Feast your eyes on the muscular studs after the jump!

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10 Jul 14 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

All Australian Boys: The Burgess Brothers

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You should all be fairly familiar with Sydney rugby hunks the Burgess Brothers — there’s four of them and they’re all as big and beautiful as each other and play for the same team, the South Sydney Rabbitohs. Youngest brother George can’t help himself posting nude selfies whenever he gets the chance, while his older brother runs around kissing other men!
When not carrying on thus, they enjoy team cool downs at Clovelly Beach, and ample sessions of yoga:

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16 Apr 14 By joey 32 Comments

Why Are Haters So Jealous Of Gaelic Footballer Cathal McCarron’s Gay Porn Past?

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NOTE: We have edited the images and certain names in the article on request of the parties involved.
Meet Cathal McCarron, a 25-year-old Gaelic football player with the Irish Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA). You might know him as the talented all-star nominee who helped his team get to the 2013 All-Ireland Senior Football Championship semi-final… or you might know him as “Fergus” the hot Irish dude who jerked-off and got fucked on a website which we shall not name (cough, cough).
Turns out that McCarron’s porn past just came back to haunt him — just like it came back to haunt porn star Kurt Wild! Except instead of being fired from a Subway sandwich restaurant, McCarron has been getting online abuse from people clowning him on Twitter, which is worse because at least when you work at Subway you expect some abuse. But when you’re an accomplished athlete?
The Daily Dot reports:

Since the videos started circulating on Twitter last Wednesday under the hashtag #fergus (McCarron’s alleged pseudonym), McCarron has not publicly acknowledged that he is the performer in the videos. Nonetheless, he’s been deluged with a series of homophobic taunts, threats, and “jokes,” prompting him to shut down his Facebook page earlier this week.

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09 Apr 14 By paperbagwriter 24 Comments

All Australian Boys: Aussie Rules Footballers Cooling Off

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Australian Rules football — invariably known as “Aussie Rules” since Australians pronounce all words and names in an abbreviated form and with an “ie”, “o” or “y” added to the end to give it even more irreverence — is an extremely popular form of football played in the more southern regions of Australia (in other words, Sydney and below). Not to be confused with the two Rugby codes (such as Rugby Union, played by QC favorite David Pocock), Aussie Rules is a completely confusing mix of soccer and volleyball, played on an enormous field. Even few Aussies fully understand the rules. See if you can work it out:

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06 Apr 14 By joey 14 Comments

Sporno: Greg Rutherford

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There’s only one thing better than a naked man and that’s a naked gentleman, such as Olympic Gold Medalist Greg Rutherford, posing naked again, this time for UK Cosmopolitan magazine, in support of cancer awareness. Greg states:

Being told I’m sexy is something I find funny – as a ginger guy, you get a fair bit of stick growing up. It’s flattering, though. I’m in a lucky position where I get to train every day for a living – but I still have my body hang-ups. I didn’t take my top off for years in training because I thought other athletes were in better shape.
Doing this shoot for Cancer Research UK was important to me: a friend got testicular cancer and had chemo. He’s recovered now. Checking yourself can be the difference between life and death.

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04 Apr 14 By joey 16 Comments