It’s been a crazy week at QueerClick and you won’t believe the crazy QComments that have come in about Jake Shears’ jockstrap, Girth Brooks’ reluctance to take a dick, and the pubic regions of some of this week’s amateur studs. So why wait? Join us for a dip in the QComment pool—the water’s fine!
On his blog Raging Stallion exclusive Ricky Sinz threatened tohunt down and expose controversial porn gossip troll Damon Kruezer for being a fraud. What happened to piss Sinz off? According to Sinz Kruezer took thousands of dollars from a mutual associate to make a movie called Brad’s Buddies 2. The movie’s an obvious fraud because even the promotional stills for the film came from Sean Cody stills. Anyway, it seems that Kruezer took the money and ran and is now pressuring Sinz to file a deposition about the matter. But Sinz ain’t gonna file shit (or rather, here’s what he did file):
Damon Kruezer last known whereabouts brooksby retirement village peabody ma defrauded a friend of mine in Northern California of 11,500 dollars claiming that he was making a movie named Brad’s Buddies 2. When the friend of mine asked where his money was and when he was getting it back Damon Kruezer broke off contact, claimed he moved to California, yet no one has seen him there, and claimed for almost a year to be shooting this movie all over the world. He claims that the authorities are not aware of certain things, and that he has pictures he will show them(innocent BTW) he will tell lies unless I lie for him. The authorities have been informed of EVERYTHING. They even have in their possession the email from Damon Kruezer to my friend thanking him for the pictures, where Damon says that he will never show them to anyone even his lover Marc. Well there is no Marc, although he references Marc again in a voice mail where when he is asking for more money because the fictional Marc has mis-applied some of the funds intended for Brad’s Buddies 2. (Also in possession of the authorities.)
Simply put Damon Kruezer defrauded a man in Northern California with a fake movie scam. As I told him weeks ago show the trailer, the production stills, or produce anyone that has worked on to vouch for him. Instead he is trying to act like he never said anything about Brad’s Buddies 2 and instead he is trying a blackmail scheme to stay out of jail. The email from this weekend is in the hands of the authorities, as blackmail is a crime. Sending it to the man in Northern California after being told to not contact him is a blatant attempt to intimidate him, and threaten him by electronic device. On several occasions including in emails you expressed a desire to start paying the money back, that does not jive with your nonsense of Friday night, and jail is where you belong.
What’s really juicy though is Sinz’s rant against Kruezer at the beginning of the blog post. He really brings that tough, crazy ex-military, tattooed thug edge that reminds us all why we enjoy seeing him fuck so much. Take it away Sinz!
listen up people damon kruezer should be avoided at all costs the man is pure evil a true sociopath with no remorse he is a liar a thief a stalker and a criminal
he is not an industry insider nor has a fucking thing to do with the industry other than blackmail and harassment i am currently working on an expose on him seeing how he wants to take fire at me for no reason im gonna fire back and my fire is fatal
come at me with your worst kent cause like you i just dont give a fuck there is nothing you can do to me you have nothing on me
you have no money, no resources, no credibility, your not even on my level as a matter of fact your not even playing the same sport.
…i have done my homework on you and as a matter of fact your even being followed bet you didnt notice i am well aware of all your scams who your running with and who is out to get you,
you have remained hidden for many years but if you were a journalist you would know im x special operations i can find anyone anywhere and have friends that do that for a living you were a very easy one to find all your po boxes fake addresses its all crap i know where you are i have video footage of you i have all your emails and someone you think who is close to you is closer to me buddy,
do yourself a favor and pay roy his money back stop stealing images from other studios films and posting them as yours
dont ask me for a deposition dont ask me for shit
and if you really want to blackmail me you better be ready cause when you go to jail for fraud and your in prison once your fellow inmates find out that you were kicked out of a church for something involving children your not gonna be to welcome in that type of violent hostile enviornment
All the typos and misspellings just make it sexier. Thug hard bitches ain’t got time for grammar and spelling, yo. Betta watch yo ass, Mr. Kruezer!
Why hello my dearies! It has been a while, but surely you didn’t think that Chinpoko had left you. What? You did? Bah! Well, I have made it up by putting together a jam-packed version of PataPORN With Chinpoko! I’m A Married Man: Girth Brooks and David Scott RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
“Married man” (aha) Girth Brooks recounts a night where “The chicks were hot as balls… with cute little plump asses.” David Scott— who has his own hot balls and plump ass— decides to proposition Girth. Girth unbuckles his belt and David starts sucking him nice and slow. But Girth’s cock is so, well girthy, that David can barely fit the veiny man-rammer into his bearded face. I’d criticize David’s blowjob skills except who the hell can deep-throat a beercan? (Anyone who can, please leave a QComment… PATA, PATA!)
Girth eyes a storm and brings the skinny sucker back into his room to continue blowing him amid the grandmotherly furnishings. Surrounded by palm-tree throw pillows and a matronly bedside lamp, Girth rubs his nipples while pulling Scott’s face onto his plump cock head. It gets better when Scott starts doing a double-handed suck of Girth’s hard member, sucking the head while holding onto the erect prick. Girth’s hard as fuck and you can tell really enjoying it.
The sex gets progressively hotter starting with the boring testical cam, a hotter side fuck, and an eventual full body shot that allows you to see Girth’s member really sliding in and out of David… PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
My only complaint is that considering that Girth won’t kiss or blow a guy, he should at least mix it up the sex from time to time. He has definitely got the big-dicked butch act down but it’d be hot to see him occasionally take out his dick, slap it against his bottom’s ass, and then ram it all the way back in rather than just ram a guy. WHAT’S GOOD: Girth has an enormous cock and David makes a ideal fuckslut with a slender body, a cute dick, and nice ass. WHAT’S BAD: The sex is hardly mind-blowing. Scott has a paltry “did-that-just-happen?” cum shot, and sucking only the head doesn’t count as “a blowjob” (yeah, I’m a bitch like that). Cocksure Men: Samuel O’Toole and Sean Stavos RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
While Sean Stavos (the poor man’s Berke Banks) and Samuel O’Toole (who looks like an infinitely more handsome and built Pierre Fitch) make out, you can see Samuel’s jeans bulging.
Sean starts mouthing Sam’s cock through the denim and his briefs, and you can tell he really wants it… he deep throats that shit like a fat girl with an Otter Pop on a hot summer day. He even starts massaging Sam’s beautiful ass while doing it… very nice!
As you know Chinpoko loves making out and when the boys start kissing and jerking each other off, their cocks grow to full size. The cameraman does a good job focusing on other aspects rather than the sex at hand. When Sean blows Sam, you see Sean’s muscular ass flexing as he grinds his cock into the mattress.
When Sam starts plowing Sean from behind, you can tell by the way Sean moans and the way Sam grasps him from behind that they’re both really into it. Sam even gives Sean a reacharound… what a guy! The sex remains pretty hot with lots of kissing and the beautiful Sam really sticking it to Sean in several positions—take that Berke Banks and Pierre Fitch! WHAT’S HOT: The men are both hot, hairy, handsome, hung, and not afraid to kiss or jerk each other off. Sean also enjoys deepthroating Sam’s thick cock… like, a lot. WHAT’S SNOT: The opening scenes are church mouse quiet, the camera angles don’t always give a great view of the anal assault.
Either our features from last week were more controversial than we thought or else there’s something in the water because last week’s QComments came fierce! Between our interview with Cody Cummings, Harley’s farewell fuck on Sean Cody, and our usual mix of hot men, we certainly riled up some passions. Hell, someone even found a way to get cheesed off at a pair of underwear. Wanna see what we mean? Read on and find out! We knew our QCommenters would have lots to say when we interviewed Cody Cummings. Personally, we don’t know why our readers get in such an uproar—he’s a hot guy with a big dick who likes getting head—sounds good to us. But nonetheless, he certainly rubs other guys the wrong way… or maybe they just wish he would rub them the wrong way. One QCommentor, caleb, has had enough with “gay-for-pay” and thinks it’s as bad as, say, “Jew-for-pay”:
i’m not offended that he isn’t having sex with another guy (especially since he IS) for my pleasure.
i’m offended (as are COUNTLESS others) by the way he constantly degrades gay sex even though he is actively and voluntarily participating in it…
i don’t think gay-for-pays exist. i’m therefore afraid of anyone who purports the sick “i’m disgusted by gay sex but i’ll still engage in it” attitude…for money or for any other reason.
he IS a heterosexist and near-homophobic douchebag… replace “gay” with “black” or “jewish” or any other marginalized identity and the things he says become even more obviously absurd. too many gays are willing to look past what he says just because they think he’s “hot”. that is pathetic.
if he is so straight and he hates having gay sex so much then why doesn’t he just stop doing gay porn so that he can then, in turn, shut up about it already?
Well obviously, caleb, there’s a lot less money in that, isn’t there? Although we might take you up on your “Jew-for-pay” offer, but only if we get all the Motza ball soup we can eat. Whether you think “gay-for-pay” is just a marketing label or a political choice, it’s also a very popular gay porn niche that has as much fantasy and performance behind it as your average fuck scene. A lot of gay guys fantasize about seducing straight men. Who hasn’t thought, Even though he’s straight, I’d still suck his dick. Yeah, well… Cody Cummings is that dick, er, we mean straight guy. But it’s not like we gotta stand up for him, especially when Todd is on Cody’s side:
Caleb, Eric – what is wrong with you two? You’re offended that a guy isn’t going to have sex with another guy for your pleasure? Seriously? He doesn’t owe you guys anything, and as for the “heterosexist and near-homophobic gay-for-pay douchebag” – this is the sort of thing that drives people away. Some people seem to have chips on their shoulders in these commenting sections, and it sounds a bit like heterophobia.
Though now that we hear Todd, we’re inclined to agree with some of Caleb’s points. Cody has called some gay-for-pay actors “gay” and he didn’t quite answer our question about why he bothers calling himself straight to begin with. It definitely raises and eyebrow, but in the end it all comes down to personal preference in porn, right? Right? Echo… echo…
But while we’re feeling morally outraged, let’s jet on over to Maskurbate’s new post entitled, The Lawnmower Man. It’s much better than that awful virtual reality movie because Maskurbate’s film contains much more nudity and cum. However, Mark wasn’t impressed. In fact, he finds the whole “masked” concept quite sad:
The premise of this website is so psychologically messed up where does one start? It’s creepy. Having sex with guys with masks is a throw back to the days of when gays were deep, deep in the closet. For those of you that like your sex this so disconnected you can’t look another guy face to fave have some serious baggage and issues. Maybe this website does it for you, but I happily long for the days when this type of fetish site is history.
Yes, it’s kinda Japanese to have sex on camera yet cover your face for fear of being recognized, but that’s only one side of the story at Maskurbate. The other half? Incognito encounters with a man in masks is pretty damned hot. Then again, we may have baggage of our own, eh? Anyone wanna help carry our load (in their mouths)? Harley’s goodbye fuck, Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds and more after the jump!
One word… DIAMONDS! Uh-oh, now you’re intrigued. So let’s put your curiosity to ease, it’s time for PATAPORN with Chinpoko! Butch Dixon: Dillon Buck & Ulysse
Diamonds are forever!!!
Until you shoot your load at least. I know that I usually review videos… HOWEVER! (Clearing throat importantly) These pictures are incredibly hot. Dillon Buck is just one gorgeous hunk of a man, and the fact that he’s playing private dick with Ulysse makes this scene even better.
I must say these pictures really do tell some type of story… and it was fine, a fine story I told myself. Butch gives you the important details but you’re the one who gets to fill in the cracks with your own imagination.
HAHAHA! I just said, “Fill in the crack.” I’ll fill in your crack, Ulyssee.
Damn, I think Ulyssee was birthed out of the womb already knowing how to ride cock. The man can take a pounding and I’m definitely perusing the rest of Butch Dixon to find some of his videos. PATA PATA PATA! Man Avenue: Girth Brooks (2)
Girth Brooks is quite possibly the cutest man in America. He really, REALLY IS! Man Avenue has hit a home run with this boy. Girth has just the most handsome face that you’ve ever wanted to give a facial to. Ah, and his fuzzy chest, tight body…
AND THAT FAT COCK! PATA PATA PATA!
I know I don’t say this often, but I’m in love, dear fans. Okay, I say I’m in love with different men all the time, but this time I really mean it. If you don’t check this post out, well then, you’re not really gay, are you? In fact, if you’re not in love with Girth, then you’re just as straight as… ?!!
I’d like to have a cute baseball cap just like Girth’s. I only hope under that hat he has good hair. If not, well… that would be unfortunate. But I’d still love him… no, that’s not true. I can’t deal with bad hair. I’m a shallow prick and I’d drop him like it’s hot.
But Girth, I still love you! Hottest post of the week.
Porn sites often test drive new models by starring them in a solo scene. A solo vid allows them to show how they’ll handle their gear, how they react as they pressure builds, and if they can pull off a stunning finish. But with so many hot new guys racing to cum every week, it can be easily to lose track, that’s why we’re gonna start running our new feature Pole Position. We’ll round-up our hottest solo vids from the past week and ask you to vote on your favorite. Simply scroll down to see our favorite racers, click on their link to see more of their skills, and the vote for your favorite at the end. We’ll announce the winner next week along with the lineup of new racers.
This week has 22 racers, so gentlemen start your engines!
1) Extra Big Dicks: Scott Alexander
2) Drake Rock: Josh Griffin
3) Sean Cody: Miles
4) Randy Blue: Brett Swanson
5) Corbin Fisher: Kenny
6) Chaos Men: Kiyser – Toys
7) Frat Men: Cutter
8) Next Door Male: Caleb Black
9) First Auditions: Ashton
10) Randy Blue: Forest Winters
11) Latin Men Society: Gabriel 11 more racers and voting at the finish line,after the jump!
