PataPORN With Chinpoko

Why hello my dearies! It has been a while, but surely you didn’t think that Chinpoko had left you. What? You did? Bah! Well, I have made it up by putting together a jam-packed version of PataPORN With Chinpoko!

I’m A Married Man: Girth Brooks and David Scott
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
“Married man” (aha) Girth Brooks recounts a night where “The chicks were hot as balls… with cute little plump asses.” David Scott— who has his own hot balls and plump ass— decides to proposition Girth. Girth unbuckles his belt and David starts sucking him nice and slow. But Girth’s cock is so, well girthy, that David can barely fit the veiny man-rammer into his bearded face. I’d criticize David’s blowjob skills except who the hell can deep-throat a beercan? (Anyone who can, please leave a QComment… PATA, PATA!)
Girth eyes a storm and brings the skinny sucker back into his room to continue blowing him amid the grandmotherly furnishings. Surrounded by palm-tree throw pillows and a matronly bedside lamp, Girth rubs his nipples while pulling Scott’s face onto his plump cock head. It gets better when Scott starts doing a double-handed suck of Girth’s hard member, sucking the head while holding onto the erect prick. Girth’s hard as fuck and you can tell really enjoying it.
The sex gets progressively hotter starting with the boring testical cam, a hotter side fuck, and an eventual full body shot that allows you to see Girth’s member really sliding in and out of David… PATA, PATA, PATA!!!
My only complaint is that considering that Girth won’t kiss or blow a guy, he should at least mix it up the sex from time to time. He has definitely got the big-dicked butch act down but it’d be hot to see him occasionally take out his dick, slap it against his bottom’s ass, and then ram it all the way back in rather than just ram a guy.
WHAT’S GOOD: Girth has an enormous cock and David makes a ideal fuckslut with a slender body, a cute dick, and nice ass.
WHAT’S BAD: The sex is hardly mind-blowing. Scott has a paltry “did-that-just-happen?” cum shot, and sucking only the head doesn’t count as “a blowjob” (yeah, I’m a bitch like that).

Cocksure Men: Samuel O’Toole and Sean Stavos
RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
While Sean Stavos (the poor man’s Berke Banks) and Samuel O’Toole (who looks like an infinitely more handsome and built Pierre Fitch) make out, you can see Samuel’s jeans bulging.
Sean starts mouthing Sam’s cock through the denim and his briefs, and you can tell he really wants it… he deep throats that shit like a fat girl with an Otter Pop on a hot summer day. He even starts massaging Sam’s beautiful ass while doing it… very nice!
As you know Chinpoko loves making out and when the boys start kissing and jerking each other off, their cocks grow to full size. The cameraman does a good job focusing on other aspects rather than the sex at hand. When Sean blows Sam, you see Sean’s muscular ass flexing as he grinds his cock into the mattress.
When Sam starts plowing Sean from behind, you can tell by the way Sean moans and the way Sam grasps him from behind that they’re both really into it. Sam even gives Sean a reacharound… what a guy! The sex remains pretty hot with lots of kissing and the beautiful Sam really sticking it to Sean in several positions—take that Berke Banks and Pierre Fitch!
WHAT’S HOT: The men are both hot, hairy, handsome, hung, and not afraid to kiss or jerk each other off. Sean also enjoys deepthroating Sam’s thick cock… like, a lot.
WHAT’S SNOT: The opening scenes are church mouse quiet, the camera angles don’t always give a great view of the anal assault.

Sean Cody: Max and Mitch
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY-ERECT
Muscular hunks Max and Mitch play a game of catch on a sandy beach, showing their muscles and their skills. Max is defenitely hot with his tattoos, biceps and hairy chest, but the entire time you’re wanting them to get on with it… or at least start making out. Luckily, it’s not too long before they go back inside to start sucking face shirtless on a weight bench. And what’s better is that they seem to like it as they grind into each other, massage each other’s bodies, lick each other’s ears and necks, and run their fingers through each other’s hair—t’s very passionate and sensual.
Both guys strip down (revealing Max’s excellent ass) and start sucking each other but not before one last long passionate kiss. Max sucks on Mitch’s nuts and pulls his ass cheeks wide apart to reveal his perfect pucker. Meanwhile Mitch sucks his friend’s nice cock.
Max’s shiny cock keeps bobbing up and down while Mitch pounds him balls deep. The part where I really lost my shit though where was Mitch starts fucking his buddy balls-deep on a leg raise apparatus. The camera works the angles really well, giving you an awesome view of Mitch’s ass, awesome legs and thick shaft he pumps in and out of Max’s hairy muscular body. It’s a good hard fucking and the moans make it all the better.
But there’s more! Muscular Max goes flat on the weight bench once more so Mitch can finish him off with a hard merciless pounding. Mitch cums on his abs. An overall very hot scene!
TURN-ONS: A good long kissing scene, lots of moaning, ass shots, and a good hard fucking with a nice cumshot.
TURN OFFS: The sex gets kinda robotic in the last round, but the fucking’s so hot overall that one can overlook this forgivable sin.

Corbin Fisher: Mark’s First Time
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY-ERECT
There’s a tender way that Travis goes about preparing Mark for this, gently caressing his muscular arms, undoing his belt, giving his belly a lick and running his hands across Mark’s cock, chest, and shoulders before laying the ginger beast back and sucking his cock. Mark’s so stiff you can almost believe that it’s really his fist time.
Mark has a nice dick, it’s long without being freakish and thick without being too huge. You can tell Mark starts to loosen up when he starts grabbing Travis by the head and feeding him cock. At one point Travis actually gags on it, which made me mega hard. Then it’s Mark’s turn to suck.
Travis is the real star of this video as he stays rock hard while getting fucked by Mark… his glistening cock sticks right up against his muscular belly. When they change positions, that’s when Mark really starts to use Travis’ hole. Mark even starts grunting a bit and Travis can’t keep from moaning. I stayed hard throughout it as well, even though it would have been nice to see more of Mark’s cock during sex.
Overall, I wish Mark were more verbal and emotive. You get the feeling that he’s really straight, which is both hot and a bit of a turn-off. Plus, Travis has a much bigger cock than Mark and Mark can only take a few inches of it into his mouth. He barely even uses his hands or tongue, but he stays hard throughout, so how “straight” can he be?
YES SIR!: Muscle studs with beautiful bodies… plus Travis has an amazingly big dick.
NO MA’AM: Mark has an piddly cum shot and absolutely no body hair.

FREAK OF THE WEEK: Sean Cody: Jess and Jamie
Jess, the big-dicked muscular twink in Sean Cody’s latest scene seems to enjoy smoking Jamie’s cock. But that’s not all he enjoys smoking. Dude likes toking it up so much that he had a marijuana leaf tattooed on his man-flank. Maybe he should try smoking on Snoop Dogg’s fat joint or hanging out with Chace Crawford. Just don’t get arrested like Chace, eh cocksmoker?

Chinpoko’s Quick Cumshots

Hairy Boyz: Jake Deckard, Ricky Sinz and Trey Casteel Jake and Ricky’s muscular abuse of Trey turns a military barracks into a sizzling sex dungeon.
Hot House Backroom: Adam Knox and Tristan Jaxx – Adam has an ass that’s ripe for the taking and Tristan has a dick that’s right for the raping.
Lucas Kazan: Lio – Did you know that Chinpoko LOVES Israeli guys? Is eating dick kosher?
CockyBoys: Robert Fucks Alexy – These two tattooed tan boys suck and fuck in the summer sun with lots of dirty talk! PATA! PATA!
New York Straight Men: Two Sweaty Jocks – Two New York muscle studs kiss, suck, and jerk each other off to completion. It looks mega hot, like actual sex!
There’s been a lot of great porn this summer, but most of this last week’s stash didn’t really cream my pants. Did I overlook a studio or a fuck scene that I shouldn’t have? A dick tries to be thorough, but a one-eyed trouser snake can only see so much, eh? If so, tell me in the QComments and I’ll do my best to cover it next week, until then!