noun: A thin, short dick with a tiny knob (as opposed to a schlong.)
example:
Three guys I had taken to bed
Were eagerly waiting for head.
When I yanked down their shorts,
They all had schlorts,
So I gave them all nosejobs instead.
Thanks to Richard (do I really need to define what a ‘nosejob’ is now?) Janus for this Queerism! Do you have an interesting or unusual Queerism of your own you wish to share? Submit your Queerism HERE.
Showing off his acumen in the pool, Campbell Stevens is a former water polo player who is just taking some laps and getting in a quick swim on a beautiful summer afternoon. After soaking up some rays, he goes inside to shower off, and once dried, he decides to hold off from getting dressed right away, preferring instead to let his manhood dangle for a bit. And what a massive piece of manhood he has! With his dick begging for a little attention, Campbell relents and begins to fondle his ever growing member, feeling it swell in his palm as it grows in front of the camera. Leaning back and reclining on the sofa, he forgets about the camera and focuses on the matter at hand, stroking his cock by the fire as he clenches his ass tight. Sitting back down on the couch, he goes at his crotch with reckless abandon, working it up into a frenzy before finally opening the flood gates and exploding in a cum-stained mess all over himself.
Lars is a big beefy country boy with city boy style! We do mean big! At about 6 feet and 200 pounds the dude has got some presence! Big arms, big quads, meaty ass, meaty uncut cock! Geez!
Bryan thinks his cock is uncut. It kinda has that half cut look to it, but he does roll his foreskin up and down over his head, so we think it counts as uncut.
The other day my boyfriend and I were texting and he said that I deserved better than what he could give me. After numerous text messages back and forth I asked him if he really wanted to be with me. He said that part of him does and part of him doesnt. With an answer like that it took me by surprise and I didn’t really know what to say back to him.
I’ve told him before that I love him but he hasn’t told me back yet but I told him I wouldn’t rush him and that whenever he felt it he would tell me. I also asked what part of him doesnt want to be with me and he said the part that was still in love with his ex. After he said that I asked him if his ex told him that he wanted to get back together would he dump me? He said no but at the same time I felt like he was just telling me that because that’s what I wanted to hear.
He says that he has a great time with me and he loves being with me but I know it will take some time for him to open up his heart to me. But I love him and I just want to know am I gonna end up getting hurt?
Luvaboy
Hi Luvaboy and thanks for writing in with your problem and concerns. It’s not always easy knowing what to do in these situations, especially when you’ve not experienced this situation before. So dear QC readers what advice would you give? Have you ever been in similar situation? How did it work out for you? If you can help Luvaboy in any way, or have been in a similar situation before then please leave your opinions, experiences, and advice in the QComments section. Need advice? Just send in your questions and the QCollective will get you some answers!
It’s always a crazy shoot whenever Bentley gets together with his Spanish mate with the unusual name. They got to hang out a few times during Bentley’s visit to his hometown to Barcelona. Bentley met Astroboi Selaby there a few years ago when he had rented a big old apartment and Astroboi came round to show off his big cock while hanging from the ceiling.
This cut stud is a full time student, but when he’s not at school or studying, he’s either fishing or on the basketball court. Today he is at the local Y, to shoot some hoops with some friends. He’s arrived just as the gym opened and no one is around, so what better time to have a little ball play with himself. His shirt comes off and he kicks off his shoes, rubbing his package on the outside of his Jock strap. Josh has a furry chest and legs and sports the beginnings of a nice mustache and beard.
Last weekend was epic! Grant and Ethan were fucking for hours in the garage and Benny
couldn’t get enough cock. He was trying to fuck everything and everyone in the house, even the fuse-ball machine! Finally, Grant and Ethan took turns pounding breeding Benny’s hole
A pair of pretty stunning Falcon Exclusives take a thrilling tumble when Paddy O’Brian gives his dominating cock to dazzling newcomer Jimmy Fanz. Jimmy’s a happy-go-lucky hottie, who takes a fiery ass-grilling and busts a nut all over Paddy. Jimmy goes googly-eyed when Paddy walks in, and when Jimmy cunningly strips off his clothes and wades into the pool, the sparkling super stud, Paddy, is quick to follow.
Do dreams come true? In Tyler Sweet’s case they certainly do! Tyler is laying on the bed, touching himself while looking at sexy photos of Jeremy Stevens on an iPad. Tyler winds up nodding off only to find Jeremy waiting there next to him when he awakens. Jeremy is already naked and Tyler is in awe. He begins blowing Jeremy’s thick dick getting it stone hard in seconds. Jeremy Stevens is a giver too. He peels Tyler out of his clothes and goes to work on Tyler’s already rock-hard cock. Tyler has one of the tastiest looking holes ever. Jeremy spreads Tyler’s cheeks and slides his tongue as far as it can go inside Tyler’s hole.
