Sometimes the happy-go-lucky hijinks of the perpetual after-school special GLEE brightens our day and other times it makes us wanna slam our heads in a car door. But the dreamy smile of show’s newest heartthrob Darren Criss always warms our cockles. And now that we’ve found a picture of him shirtless you can consider our chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Boxers? Happy trail? Armpit hair? Yes, yes, and YES!
Same with Robert Pattison. Yes he helped perpetuate that fangsty Twilight series, but it also introduced us to ultra-hunk wolfboy Taylor Lautner and the twink-porn spin-off Twinklight—so we can’t completely begrudge Mr. Pattison, especially since he’s just a teensy bit gay! And now that we see how willing he is to strip down and go swimming, we like him all the more.
And last but not least there’s occasional drag queen and gay orgy attendee James Franco. He played Harvey’s gay lover in Milk and now he’s on film kissing another guy—himself. We kinda wanted to hear how he hits on a guy and for him to go into a full on make out, but classical music and a peck on the cheek works too… we guess.
These two studs share more than a passing resemblance to one another. Sure, Mitch and Drew both have nearly-shaved heads, tight compact bodies, and are very well endowed. But it’s their pure unadulterated sex drive that makes this video such a turn-on. They love sucking cock and who can blame them? Both men have a knack for blow jobs (wait ’til you see our overhead shot of their 69 action). The hotness level goes up even higher when the ass play gets started, which gets top-man Drew amped up to drill Mitch’s tight and hungry hole. All the hot fucking turns out to be a deeply satisfying way for both men to blow their loads.
The last time we checked into theBig Brother 12 Penis Scandal, hunky physicist Brendon Villega had ruined things with his girlfriend and possible fiance Rachel Reilly by showing his wiener to fellow Big Brother contestant Molly Shephard. Rumors abounded that Molly also had pics of yet another Big Brother contestant James Rhine. She does apparently (as the moles on the pics match), but here’s the kicker… this so called “Molly” person may just be a a dude posing as Molly to get nakey pics! Oh reality TV… the entertainment just never stops!
According to Reality Blurred the person pretending to be Molly on Twitter is actually just “a man named Nick in his early 20s. He is in his senior year at some college in PA. He is overweight, homosexual, and has a lot of time on his hands. This is not the first time he has faked his gender in order to get men to give him masturbation material.” That’s pretty twisted but because he’s snagged pics of two lean, handsome hotties, he is also our hero.
Meanwhile, hot swimmer Villega has issued this sweet but over-long public apology in which he says he had not one but THREE encounters with various Skype skanks while dating Rachel—someone get this guy’s Skype address; getting him to cam his dick is like stealing candy from a very muscular and well-hung baby! He thinks he needs to see a counselor because someone who’s “right in the head” shouldn’t ignore a hot piece of firecrotch analog ass just to get some digital dirtiness from a dude posing as a woman. It’s cruel to say, but he looks hot while groveling and we still wanna put this guy under bitch arrest.
Let’s hope “Molly” (whoever he is) also got pics of every other guy in the house. Homewrecking, yes but hot Hot HOT!!!
Baitbus is out on the hunt for a dick to climb aboard. Ponce is in need for his weekly fix. A dose of dick make his week go by a lot smoother. As they were driving around they spotted a young stud sitting on the bench along the pier. Vanessa went in for the kill-convincing him to come talk to them. Well, whatever she said worked. Seth is his name and he was ready to play the game.
He’s a sexy little London stud in Miami promoting his club event. Never mind all that stuff. He’s perfect for Ponce. Once he get him on the bus things took a turn for the better. Ponce actually liked it, but Seth didn’t like the fact that another man was sucking his dick. Once money was thrown in the picture, Seth didn’t care what he was poking. All that went out the window.
There are a couple of new faces for you on Extra Big Dicks. The first is Connor Maguire. Connor is 19 and he’s from Miami. The second addition to the fold is 19 year old Alexander Greene originally from Jersey. Connor is checking his cell when Alexander comes in with girlfriend drama. Apparently his dick’s too big and she won’t take it. Connor doesn’t believe him and asks him to show him. Alexander undoes his jeans and his cock is already rock hard. And well, you can see where this leads… mmm.
Horny, hairy and hung… does that sound good to you? Well, Zac has all these things in abundance and whilst he may be sporting a skin-head haircut, everywhere else is very much as nature intended… from his armpits to the tops of his toes, Zac has hair everywhere, especially where it counts! Not only that but Zac has a super fit body thanks to his 9-5 construction job and as for what he’s packing in his briefs, well, let’s just say you won’t be disappointed!
