Real Guys’ first Real Couple! They were all scheduled to shoot bronze and built Jay Cruz, when Real Guys got a last minute email saying, “I might have a guy interested too for Tuesday.” He sent some pictures and the guy blew Real guys away. Then he said they were of his boyfriend of three years, Johnny. Jackpot! Dominican Jay and all-American Johnny tuned out to be more than sexy. They have a sizzlingly sexy chemistry and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Johnny had his hand on Jay’s think uncut dick just minutes after they were in the door.
Alex has the air about him of total confidence, even cockiness. He has a fabulous body, and a hell of an uncut dick, so we are willing to overlook a little self inflation. Hell, it adds to the whole package we think. Here is a man who knows what he wants, what he has, and knows how to use all of his assets to make one heck of an impression!
From celeb crotches to amateur assess, I’ve got you covered this week. Yeah, I’m trying to diversify my porn. I mean, anything has the potential to be sexy, right? Well, not everything (sorry Dick Cheney). Here’s this week PATAporn with Chinpoko! Southern Strokes: Miles and Rusty Fuck Woody RATING 4 – FULLY ERECT
Oh, double trouble!
Things are getting just plain kinky on Southern Strokes. In this video, blindfolded Woody gets put through the ringer and doesn’t know what to expect. All three guys perform just plain charmingly in this video and their cocks look delicious!
There are a lot of highlights to the scene, so I’ll just hit a few so you won’t blow your load. First off, I love the blindfold thing. It’s incredibly hot to see Woody’s mouth longingly search to find that illusive cock that keeps bumping into his cheek.
Also, the double-fucking is just well… hot. I must say I love a double-fuck, but you have to execute it well or else it just gets too hard. Believe me, I know. I once was inside a guy’s ass with a friend of mine and we got our signals crossed. Well, let’s just say it was a shitty situation and leave it at that.
Anyway, the last—but certainly not least—hot point worth mentioning is that Woody takes both boys’ loads and lapsup their man-juice. I have to admit. This video was a double-take for me too; I came twice. PATA PATA PATA!
Josh and Kai had never met before they were here on video, but Straight Fraternity knew they made a great choice. These two horny guys were instantly comfortable with great chemistry. There was no awkwardness as they got undressed and jerked off laying next to each other. They both got hard in no time and were open to anything.
Ever heard that insult, “Go fuck yourself?” It might be the best advice you get all year! Sex is definitely better with a friend, but it can rock pretty hard all by yourself, especially if you’re willing to experiment. So whether you’re a top exploring assplay or a bottom looking for a better toy, the Uzi’s #1 with a bullet!
The great thing about the Uzi is that it’s 8.5 x 5 inches, a perfect size for anal explorers and enthusiasts alike. But even better, it has a rotating head to really probe your chute and the added sensation of 5 rotating metal beads that revolve at 2 different speeds, giving your anus pleasures and sensations it’s never had before.
Try it yourself or with a friend! You can’t go wrong. So the next time someone tells you to “Go fuck yourself,” you can invite them to watch or even help out!
Connor will only say that he was in law enforcement, no details. He’s a real stoic, but he loves jerking off. He did admit that he discovered it very early and has been honing his skills over many years. “Practice makes PERFECT!” he says with one of his rare smiles.
After duking it out on Ben’s rooftop, Kaleb couldn’t believe his eyes when Marco flopped that big cock out of his jockstrap! He even started sucking on it right out there for all the world to see! Ben suggested to the guys that they head back in to my apartment where Marco began giving Kaleb a massage. It wasn’t long before Marco had his tongue right up Kaleb’s asshole, Kaleb writhing in ecstacy and anxious to jump on Marco’s big bone. The boys fucked for ages! Eventually ending with Marco pumping out a huge load as he pulled out.
This incredible Argentine boxer strips naked for a weigh-in. He must be very, very close to his required weight if he thinks that just the extra weight of his underwear would push him over the limit. Either that, or he’s just enjoying the chance of exposing himself to an eager audience. See professional boxers naked on video at Ruggerbugger.com!
Yesterday we presentedthe penis of Jesus (no, not this penis of Jesus). And though we found it a bit underwhelming, his shorn genitals certainly had its share of fans.
So because so many of you liked seeing his wiener in the small pic we had, we’ve found some enlarged, higher resolution pics of his prick (courtesy of Tabloid Prodigy). Here it is, magnified Jesus Pee Pee. And because she is Queen of the Gays, we have a magnified picture of Madonna as well. AND because we’re such nice guys*, we’ve even suggested a few products they can use before their next photo shoot… you know, just to improve their appearance.
*re: jerks.
In our opinion, Francois Sagat is an amazing porn performer—not only does he have a beautiful uncut cock and that amazing round ass, but he’s done things most porn stars only dream about. Like appearing in the mainstream horror movie Saw, appearing in Vanity Fair or simply just doing something artistic and wonderfully off-beat (Hello, Fallen Britney!?).
Regardless, Sagat’s a wonderful contribution to our porn lives. And we love the hot-ass porn work he’s doing for Titan Men. Check out his latest films, including Search and Rescue to see that amazing body in action. Speaking of action, check out the video below of Francois molding his cock for a Titan Men dildo of his likeness. (Not only is it amazing to see how these are made—could you stay hard like this for four minutes?—but there’s a bit of a show at the end of this video.)
Rico from VH1’s I Love New York is not only the hardest working straight reality TV star working in gay porn today, he’s also the most dissociative. Why else would he have three different identities? Maybe it’s to throw his gay fans off and keep open the possibility of a modeling career. But thanks to the help of his trusty right pec tattoo, we have followed him onto not one, not two, but three gay porn sites—maybe jerking off on a couch pays more than reality TV. Does reality TV pay anything?
First we found him having sex with (shudder) a woman on SG4GE. Then he showed up as Marco River on Cocksure Men. And now he’s on Latin Boyz as Alonzo.
Third time’s a charm for Rico/Marco/Alonzo, because he just seems to keep getting hotter with every scene. Maybe it’s the better lighting or some strange male cosmetic, but he seems leaner, meaner, and a hell of a lot more fuckable with every appearance. Before long he won’t have to worry about keeping his real name a secret because he’ll be the best-known straight guy in the world of gay JO vids ever. How’s that for reality?
Tanned German and pale skinned Michael get hard at it under the sunshine, playing with their huge dicks and hot butts. Eager to have his dick devoured as he takes his friend’s; Michael turns himself over and thrusts his thick cock into German’s face, who’s more than happy to take it past his hot lips as his dick gets ready to plunge into Michael. The pale ass getting fucked by the tanned fucker is an awesome contrast that has dicks throbbing everywhere, and as Michael proves himself to be a real cock hungry bottom lad, pushing back and feeling German pulsate inside his tight ring.
