PataPORN With Chinpoko
From celeb crotches to amateur assess, I’ve got you covered this week. Yeah, I’m trying to diversify my porn. I mean, anything has the potential to be sexy, right? Well, not everything (sorry Dick Cheney). Here’s this week PATAporn with Chinpoko!
Southern Strokes: Miles and Rusty Fuck Woody
RATING 4 – FULLY ERECT
Oh, double trouble!
Things are getting just plain kinky on Southern Strokes. In this video, blindfolded Woody gets put through the ringer and doesn’t know what to expect. All three guys perform just plain charmingly in this video and their cocks look delicious!
There are a lot of highlights to the scene, so I’ll just hit a few so you won’t blow your load. First off, I love the blindfold thing. It’s incredibly hot to see Woody’s mouth longingly search to find that illusive cock that keeps bumping into his cheek.
Also, the double-fucking is just well… hot. I must say I love a double-fuck, but you have to execute it well or else it just gets too hard. Believe me, I know. I once was inside a guy’s ass with a friend of mine and we got our signals crossed. Well, let’s just say it was a shitty situation and leave it at that.
Anyway, the last—but certainly not least—hot point worth mentioning is that Woody takes both boys’ loads and lapsup their man-juice. I have to admit. This video was a double-take for me too; I came twice. PATA PATA PATA!
QueerClique Video: Hot Guy JO on a Tour Bus
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
BWAHHHHHHHHHH! This is amazing! This video can’t be real. It just can’t. Who does this in public? I’m only a dick and balls, but I don’t have big enough balls to do this!
I swear this guy has to be a BelAmi model; in fact, he’s BelAmi’s Rick Fontana isn’t he should be. He’s too gorgeous. In fact, I don’t know what language he’s speaking (I only speak dick). He’s like a European version of Zack Efron, but with a huge fucking tool!
Pata Pata! Hottest post of the week!
Hairy Boyz: RJ Danvers and Junior Stellano
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Junior Stellano is the manly man that you’ve been dreaming of.
Junior has a gorgeous body, a gorgeous face, and most importantly…a tongue that won’t quit.
Seriously fellas. Junior rims RJ Danver’s ass like it’s a Christmas Eve ham slice. And just then when you think he’s done rimming RJ, Junior tongue fucks him. And then when you think he’s done tongue fucking him, he rims RJ some more. And then he fucks the hell out of RJ until he rises up and shoots a thick load.
It’s glorious.
Also, if you haven’t checked out the site you should. It’s actually one of the most comprehensive porn sites out there. First of all the layout is great and the cartoon graphics make the site seem much more fun. Yes, I know that sounds weird but it does. Also the site has an erotic story section, XXX comics, and pictures—all free. I find it refreshing that a site promotes such masculine men while making a point of remember that there can be passion, fantasy, and—yes—even love in gay porn.
Jesus Luz’s Penis Isn’t As Divine As We’d Hoped
Okay, so I know everyone’s commenting about Jesus Luz’s member in this video. However, I am not here to pass judgment on his dick.
Instead, I am here to pass judgment on Madonna.
What the fuck is up with her? She looks like the Crypt Keeper! If they ever do a revamped version of Tales of the Crypt they should definitely use her; they would save so much money on makeup. Just scary.
Cocksure Men: Lance and Riley – Two hot boys, but one of them is a wimpy bottom. If you’re into cherries getting popped, check it out.
Weatherman Pete Bouchard Has More Than 9 Inches – Oh God! I hope his dick is in my forecast! What’s up with these weathermen lately, huh?
Men Over 30: Brock Russell and Dayton O’Connor – Nobody is fucking like a middle-aged man in this scene. Dayton’s facial alone will make anyone feel young again.
Are you about to bust a nut? If not then you’re crazy or maybe a little dead inside. So I’m glad you all like the new format. Am I missing some sites you want reviewed? Well, let me know and I just might. Now get out there and get turned on!
