PataPORN With Chinpoko

I’m a hit!!!! Judging from your responses from last week, you—my dear loyal readers—appreciate the new PataPORN. I hope to keep you guessing this year and to make you laugh while you have your dick in your hand! PATA PATA! So grab your lube and let’s PataPORN with Chinpoko!

TimTales: Tim Stuffing a Fleshjack
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
You know I’m a fan of TimTales but this video is just too much! It’s my favorite part of TimTales—Tim’s huge cock—in all of it’s glory.
Now I know some of you might scoff when you find out that this video is just Tim stuffing a Fleshjack—au contraire. This video is anything BUT just Tim fucking a Fleshjack.
Watching this, I felt like Tim had made a video guide of how someone should wank to a sex toy. The way he slips that clear hole around his thick head makes me get dickbumps (goosebumps for cocks, in case you didn’t know). I mean, I really just forget sometimes how freaking beautiful this guy’s dick is. Also, he fills that Fleshjack up; he’s almost too big for it. I was impressed. I’m the smallest dick in the world, but there’s still plenty of room in a Fleshjack when I’m stuffed in one.
Oh, and the drippy cum load Tim shoots is to die for! PATA PATA!

Corbin Fisher: Josh Fucks Brody
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
The title of this video is “Josh Fucks Brody.” The title should be “Josh Mounts the Living Hell Out of Brody, Takes Him to Plowtown, Then Dumps a Full Load in the Brode Man’s Hot Mouth”.
But I guess that doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
This video’s nothing less that hot. I mean, it is Corbin Fisher so I expect good quality already, but is it me or is Brody way into Josh? Is this a love connection made possible by Miss Fisher?
The two hottest parts of the video are the cumshots. First Brody shoots like a cannon all over himself while Josh is deep inside of him. And then… AND THEN… I’m getting a little hard just talking about it… Brody deep throats Josh’s cock until Josh squirts a massive load on Brody’s tongue…
… wait for it…
… AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!
Ah, man I just got cum all over my keyboard. Not the first time. PATA PATA!
Hottest post of the week!

Blake Mason: The Fuck
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Ah Blake Mason’s decided to start 2010 off with a bang and I couldn’t be happier.
Blake describes this video as a long passionate fuck, and I certainly agree.
Jack is just hot; that’s all there is to it. And what makes this video so great is that he’s so into Cole. I mean, yes he’s literally into Cole literally but I’m talking about in the emotional way here, people. Yes, I may be a dick but I have a heart… somewhere.
My favorite parts are when Jack’s fucking Cole doggie style while kissing the back of his neck. Oh! Or the part when they’re fucking missionary and Jack’s mouth swallows Cole’s in an embrace. Oh! Or when Jack stands up and showers Cole with love juice. Okay, so I guess I have several favorite parts.
Anyway, I highly recommend this video. Even in spite of Jack wearing socks while he fucks. I know… it’s a real pet peeve.
Still on another note, the Blake Mason site looks very good. Even the color scheme looks sharp and clean. There’s not a lot of frills on the website, which I prefer. Some websites are a clusterfuck of content, so much that I can’t tell who’s fucking or cumming (cough… BelAmiOnline.com… cough).
Also I like the lengthy reviews of the scene Blake writes. I know not everyone one takes time to read them, but I love ’em. It’s as if I’m being titillated, and I don’t even have titties! However, I do like that viewers can also help decide their top 50 videos, which often does the work for you to help find the hottest scenes. Last but not least
, Blake Mason donates 5% of their profits to charities that help LGBT youth—how fucking tender.

FREAK OF THE WEEK!: Sometimes the queerest things happen on QueerClick. Every week, Chinpoko finds the queerest and posts them here-est!
Malachi Marx Returns… Kinda
Malachi! Make up your mind. What are you, an exec from NBC? Either you’re cumming or going. Fucking or farting. Just make a decision.
Also, another thing upsetting about this whole situation is I can’t sleep with Malachi. I can’t afford that! Why can’t you just be on Randy Blue again so I can watch you get pounded like the good ol’ days? Damn you, Malachi! DAAAAMMMN YOU!

QUICK CUMSHOTS: Chinpoko combs through this week’s QCollection of hot posts and gives you some quickies you shouldn’t miss!
BBC Weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker Goes Semi-Nakers For Gay UK Mag: This BBC weatherman is making me hot! Watch out for Hurricane Chinpoko!
Let AussieBum’s BoosterJock Boost Your Basket Into A Bodacious Bulge: Not that I need the help (ahem), but I’m loving this new bulge-bustin’ underwear from AussieBum.
Dominic Ford: Connor Habib and Colby Keller
My boy crush, Colby Keller is back and on Dominic Ford. I hate his new hair, but I love that familiar cock of his. Pata Pata!
This year is starting off well people. There was a lot of good porn this week. Let’s hope they keep it up. HA HA! Get it? Keep it up? Get it? Okay, so I’m a dick not a comedian, but you still adore me. Now do me proud and get out there and get turned on!