QCA Comedy Quickie: Jackie Beat Explains It All!


The Corn Refiners Association, an un-biased impartial group, wants you ladies to know that there’s nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup… unless you count its insanely high sugar content, onset of obesity in rats and diabetes in fat-assed kids. Otherwise, it’s great—drink all you want!
Well, the CRA’s commercial inspired drag comedienne Jackie Beat who’s here to show you over-cautious mommies that there’s nothing wrong with a few other things, like drinking lead. Like a good birthday party hostess, Jackie serves up some quality facts with a fistful of sugar and a clown-makeup sneer—drink up, kids… or else!

07 May 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Chaos Men: Marcelo – Serviced

Chaos Men: Marcelo - Serviced
So Bryan thought he would let Ransom take a crack at an uncut dude.
When asked if he was ready, Marcelo replies, “Yep, lets get it over with.” Not exactly the most enhusiastic beginning to a Serviced video, but certainly honest.
Fortunately, after a minute or so, Marcelo relaxed and forgot about the video playing for him. This Latin military dude looks great with Ransom’s own military look. Marcelo’s attitude actually reminds Bryan of the soldiers in military themed videos.

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07 May 09 By Ken 2 Comments

Rock Hard Jocks: Addison and Cort Donovan

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The best way we can describe this video is gritty. Maybe it’s because of the rawness and intensity that Addison and Cort Donnovan go at it —there is nothing better than the closeness and familiarity of two friends sucking and fucking for the first time. Especially since Cort has wanted to suck Addison’s cock from the moment they met. And suck it he does. Every time the camera stopped rolling, no matter what the scene, Cort was on his knees swallowing Addison’s huge veiny cock.

07 May 09 By Dave 2 Comments

Ask QC: Break-Up Etiquette?

Ask QC: Break-Up Etiquette?

Dear Ask QC,

My boyfriend of three years just left me in the worst way. He texted me while I was at work to say it was over and when I returned to our apartment, he’d moved out all his stuff. Now he won’t respond to my calls or texts and I’m hurt, sad, and so fucking angry!
We’d been fighting off-and-on for several months and yeah, I made some mistakes but I wasn’t stealing, doing heroin, or cheating on him. If anything we were just growing apart. I know “all’s fair in love and war” and that clean break-ups are rare, but is what he did in any way warranted?
My friends say “good riddance” and I agree, but I’d never break up with someone like that—it’s devastating. I’m curious if your readers agree and if there are any “rules” when it comes to breaking up. My ex reads this site and I’m hoping the discussion will vindicate either one of us.
High and dry,
Luke

Huh… it may be hard to give advice without knowing the details, but what do you think, QC readers? Is it OK to break-up with someone however you like or do you owe a long-term lover more respect? Please share your experiences and advice in the comments section.
Have a question for QC? Send ’em to [email protected] and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!

07 May 09 By paperbagwriter 18 Comments

Cocky Boys: RC Fucks Josh

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Josh, aka hot bottom Josh, left Kyle a voicemail a couple weeks ago that simply said “I want RC’s dick in me“.
So Kyle called RC up and he was game and before you know it Josh and RC were over by the pool in front of the camera gettin’ naked. They started with some chit chat but it wasn’t long before Josh was drooling over RC’s hot dick…literally. RC kicked back in a patio chair while Josh gave him the blow job of his life. Josh stood up and fed his dick to RC (even bottoms need some attention paid to their cocks once in a while) but it wasn’t long before Josh decided that RC’s hard dick looked too good not to ride.

07 May 09 By Dave 1 Comment

Male Strippers Unlimited: Folsom Street Fair

Male Strippers Unlimited: Folsom Street Fair
We love watching sexy amateur guys getting naked in public, and it’s even more fun when it’s during a game! The guys at Male Strippers Unlimited present us with some really horny shots of public naked twister games at the Folsom Street Fair where horny amateur guys exposed themselves while playing a game of twister on stage. The best part was when one guy was jerked off during the game in full view of the horny crowds. We certainly wouldn’t mind being in that crowd! Catch more of the hot and horny shots over there, and here’s a hot clip of a hunky stripper pleasuring himself on stage at a gay club in France.

07 May 09 By aaron 3 Comments

Manifest Men: Diego Del Toro

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This Manifest Men update includes previously unreleased pics of real-life fireman Diego Del Torro. Vin Marco took many of these pics on the set of Diego’s first video shoot for “Fireman” while others were part of his regular photo shoot. Wearing little more than his fireman trousers and toting a ladder around, Diego Del Torro looks mighty heroic —and there are few things sexier than a rugged and muscular hero going to the rescue.

07 May 09 By Dave 4 Comments

Corbin Fisher: Brett Fucks Dylan

Corbin Fisher: Brett Fucks Dylan
Brett has a big, hot dick and Dylan looks great getting fucked. It’s about as simple as that.
As things get started and the guys go at it, it’s clear from the get go that there’s a connection between them. Their kissing is intense and their hands are constantly roaming all over one another and grabbing one another. All of Dylan’s licking, sucking and stroking end up doing the trick for Brett as it doesn’t take him long to get hard, which gets quite a reaction out of Dylan as he can’t help but make a comment about Brett’s big dick.
Dylan breaks the kiss to flip over on to his stomach and present his ass to Brett.
Are you ready for it?” He asks Brett.
At that, Brett responds, “Are YOU ready for it?

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07 May 09 By Ken 4 Comments

English Lads: Alex

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Alex has just returned from Mexico (no need to worry about that overhyped Swine Flu, he’s fine.) …and his body is a wonderful dark tone making his legs look even more hairy and his body look like he spent the whole holiday working out! Once in his boxers, Kev rubs moisturizer on Alex’s chest and legs who then allows him to pull off his boxers and a few minutes later he is pumping his cock! Though it’s with the Flesh Light and not a real ass, Alex is loving it, his cock goes right in and he is very aroused! After lots of teasing and wanking and showing his hole he lies back and shoots plenty of spurts on his abs!

07 May 09 By redmonkey 7 Comments

Queer But Not Gay: Disneyland Will No Longer Scan Ride Photos For Lewd Riders

QBNG: Disneyland Will No Longer Scan Ride Photos For Lewd Riders
OK, so this applies more towards women and men with boobs than it does your average guy or porn star, but we had to post this just for the sheer queerness of it. Apparently the Magic Kingdom used to have a problem with park-going women flashing their lady bumps at the photographic point of several rides. Disneyland and other theme parks sometimes photograph riders right before the big drop in a roller coaster and some women saw it as a good opportunity to get a commemorative photo of their teats. While the idea of ruining a theme park photograph is kinda hilarious, we wonder what sorts of women bust out their boobs in front of a bunch of kids. “Look this is when we rode Splash Mountain and I was a C-cup, remember? So magical!”
Time Magazine has more:

Disney says it will no longer scan riders on Splash Mountain and three other rides for guests who flash their breasts in souvenir photos.

Disney confirmed Tuesday that it has reassigned employees at Disneyland and Disney’s California Adventure who watched for breast-baring riders because “actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare.”

Disneyland spokeswoman Suzi Brown says the changes took effect Sunday at Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror, Space Mountain and California Screamin’.

Riders are photographed on the attractions and can then buy souvenir copies. Some have exposed their breasts in hopes that the picture would make it onto a photo preview screen at the ride’s exit.

The company began the screening about 10 years ago.

Apparently they’re stopping the oversight because folks don’t flash their boobs on rides as often as they did in the 90’s. Bu there’s no better way to bring out the flashers than publicize a lack of oversight. We bet the pasty faced teenage by who used to “man” the digicam will be upset that he’s been made obsolete. Sorry kid, it’s a recession.

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First Auditions: Harrison

First Auditions: Harrison
New on First Auditions Harrison is a clean cut youth looking for a little sexy action on the side which will earn him some extra money. It took a lot of courage for this handsome lad to take the plunge to audition for porn. His family and friends would be shocked that he’s come down to a dingy basement to fully expose himself and jerk off for a strange man. But this naive guy is willing to do it to make his fantasies of stardom come true. Eager to please he bares his tight smooth asshole which he’s declared a strict no-go area for other men. The pervy director got a huge rush examining and smelling his smooth clean body which he nervously presented for the camera. Download videos of hot amateur men at First Auditions!

06 May 09 By Jo 2 Comments

The Anatomy Lesson

WARNING: This video contains footage of a human dissection. If you wanna see the hot guy’s peen, watch around 1:30 and for flexing, skip to 8:00. The skin slicing is in between those two points.

Why weren’t our anatomy and physiology classes like this? Apart from the hanging flat-screen televisions and human dissection, there’s also Dennis, the professor’s hunky anatomical assistant. Had he been around, we’d paid attention instead of daydreaming about cock. Dennis demonstrates such amazing physical feats as toe wiggling and bicep flexing, but it’s his wiener and ass that we’d most like to see at work. Wanna see a muscle in action? We got your demonstration right here, doc.

06 May 09 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments