Straight Hell are determined to exploit this cop’s muscular beauty to its fullest. So they display the captive policeman for an intolerable session of public torment in the name of art. This time he’s ballgagged, nipple clamped and tied to a huge set of gloryholes for the pervy public to ‘interact’ with.
The effete bohemians soon get an idea of what a treat is in store for them. They are able to truly appreciate just how sexy Nick’s rock hard muscles and strong arms are when they can’t see him. Their abusive hands grasp and paw at every inch of the whimpering cop’s chiselled body.
Are you having a nice day? Yeah, well kiss it goodbye, because drag performer Christeene is here with her hit-single, “Fix My Dick” featuring DJ Jaunty off her Soldier of Pleasure album (which we’re pretty sure doesn’t exist). If a snaggletoothed transvestite singing about blowjobs amid shots of diarrhea isn’t enough to make you watch, let us win your over with some of the lyrics:
I’ll let you chew on my crab cakes
to hell with the first date
just slide me your beef steak.
I need a man who’s gonna win my nasty game
I need a woman who’s gonna eat my dirty shame
Fucking genius. According to the to the Gay Men’s Social Crisis where we found this strange video nugget, “Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau.” They apparently shot the video in a foul-smelling apartment in Austin, Texas. We agree with the GMSC, the bearded guy’s a keeper.
I’m 26 years old and living with an absolutely gorgeous man of 32 with whom I want to share the rest of my life together. We are both very much in love, and on Christmas Day he proposed, which really swept me off my feet!
I feel I am ready for this, (although we haven’t actually worked out where we will have our commitment ceremony) but I do have a problem, one which actually terrifies me – meeting his parents! I’m sure some may feel it pales in comparison with other problems here, but when my BF has asked me to meet his parents I just freaked out completely.
We’ve been together for nearly two years now, live, work together and share our lives completely. But this is our life and one which we have carved out for ourselves in NYC, and the thought of meeting his overbearing parents chills me. Although I have never met them personally, I know that my BF was bullied and abused by his parents, who shunned him when he came out. Now that he has a successful business, worked through college with no help from them, I’m perplexed that he wants to travel all the way back to Texas for this meeting. Worst yet, is that his parents live out of town so we will be trapped in their house for the whole weekend.
Part of the problem I have is that I am angry with the way his family have treated him, and I anticipate them being judgmental of both me and of our relationship. And I’m not even sure what the correct etiquette is in a situation like this, what our sleeping arrangements will be, do I take a gift, nor do I know if I will be able to hold back and tell them just exactly what I think of them?
I’m not sure I can go through with this, but his mind is set on the ‘Meeting the Parents’ thing, so I would dearly appreciate any advice on how to get through this much dreaded weekend. Thanks everyone.
Dean R.
What experiences have you been through when meeting the parents, any advice tips or horror stories? Please feel free to share your own experiences and advice for Dean in the comments section. Have a question for QC? Send ’em to[email protected]and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!
Will is kind of a bi guy who thinks women are hot, yet loves to have a big dick up his ass. He feels a bit like a guy who will end up playing on the gay team full time, but for now, he is watching straight porn to get off.
Southern Strokes wasn’t quite sure what to expect from these two, but they hoped that one of them would take charge and lead the way. As soon as the cameras were turned on, these two got right into it, seemingly to forget that they were being watched, let alone filmed. Preston moved in and started to remove Buck’s clothes which could come off fast enough. All the while, Buck was tugging at Preston’s pants eager to see what he was packing.
Well it looks like Mason Wyler found a new buddy and his name is Wade. Wade is a really chill kid and is up for anything Mason can dish out, especially Mason’s large, fat cock. Wade is a good sport and is always ready for some hot guy on guy action.
This scene starts with Mason kicking back, waiting for Wade. Once his buddy arrives, he suggests that they should clean up their dirty bodies.
We first told you about Jesus Luz, Madonna’s latest man-candy when they started hanging out at the end of her Sweet and Sticky tour. Rumor has it that Luz may actually be the boyfriend of photographer Steven Klein and that he’s just out on lease to give Madge some good press following her divorce with Guy Ritchie (remember that bat-shit cray list of things she demanded from Ritchie? Poor Luz…). No matter, the aformentioned photographer recently shot the ambiguously straight duo for the February 24th issue of W Magazine. Previous to this, Klein had shot Madonna in Madonna Ubound and Madonna Rides Again. We’ve picked out the shots featuring Luz because this is a gay porn blog (you knew that, right?). But you can click to the whole set from Sticky.
When you’re a longstanding member of the MAP Gentlemen’s Club anything and everything is a mere click of the fingers away. Refreshments, food, a massage or even a shoe shine whilst you read the evening paper. Nothing is too good for their best customers like Ted Colunga. So when he feels like he needs a little extra personal attention there is always someone at hand to oblige. Luckily for him Ross is already on his knees polishing his shoes so as soon as he takes is 10 inch cock out, Ross is ready to offer him a good servicing until Ted blows his thick load all over his face.
It is believed by ancient Hawaiians that being on the Island brings out a similar “volcanic” reaction in one’s body – and COLT witnessed it firsthand while shooting in this wonderful location. These four scenes with COLT Men Luke Garrett, Gage Weston, Carlo Masi, Adam Champ, cover man Mitch Branson plus Darin Hawk and Eric Valentin are proof that HAWAI’I is in fact the most sexually eruptive locale in the world.
Kyle has been hanging out with Miguel for a while now and dying to get that hot, uncut cock of his on film. Miguel has been curious about performing for the Cockyboy camera but he’s been too shy to try…up until now. He called Kyle up a couple of weeks ago and said “come over now with your camera – before I change my mind“! They started off pretty low key… Miguel naked in his bathroom shaving his face and washing up his body. We could watch this kid lather himself up all day. Check out that ass of his when he gets it all soapy!
As if dorky gamers needed another reason to stay inside their parent’s basement and masturbate—now there’s The Joydick! Now you can play all those great Atari games(?) that you still own(?) using your dick as a controller. Change the direction of your on-screen character by jerking your wonger around. Fire off round after round by stroking your poker. Ruin hours of enjoyable gameplay by rubbing your cock raw for an all-time high score on an outdated, two-bit gaming system… fun! And what’s even better is that you can’t just pick one up at an adult novelty store, no siree! You have to build the damned thing yourself. Looking at the easy-to-follow directions, it only requires a PhD in Electrical Engineering. It may take some work, but you’ll end up with an electronic pimp ring and your own cum-encrusted console. Call us lazy, but we think we’ll stick to our classic non-electronic spank classics like “Stickball,” “Donut Glazer,” and “Escape From Michigan.”
Ryan Rockford is not new to the adult industry but he had been taking a break. He has a really sweet smile and quite the handsome face. He totally got into the moment once the shooting starts. It’s like he’s a very laid back guy most of the time but when the moment comes he turns up the heat 120 degrees.
“My name is Tanner. I’m 21. I’m here to jerk off for you today.”
That about sums it up!
It took awhile for Tanner to make it out and jerk off for Corbin Fisher. Things were all set and scheduled to go about a year ago but he pulled out at the last minute. CF just assumed he’d lost interest and didn’t really press the issue. However, he recently got back in touch and said he really wanted to do the shoot. He was bummed he didn’t make it out the first time and wanted to make up for that. He seemed really eager over the phone, as well as totally sincere. We’re glad he finally did make it out, as he is indeed a hottie!
