Hello Kids! Mom’s home!

Hello Kids!
My name is Mark “Mom” Finley – and from now on, each and every one of you are my children. What that means is just what it sounds like: I’m your Mom. I love you all unconditionally – but will scold when necessary. I’m a great shoulder to lean or cry on – yet even better as a swift kicky in the keister to get you on your feet.
I just want to say how thoroughty excited I am to become part of the “QueerClick” family! I knew my endless knowledge of all things that seem to be tucked up under my wig somewhere would come in useful some day – and here it is! Huzzah!
Actually, I think it’s because for some reason I attract hot young men. That’s right – I don’t know why – but it’s true. I have one friend who actually says that I’m the only one of my kind. I’m a “Chicken Magnet“! And what’s a lovely lady to do but to accept what the universe gives her with quiet and genteel humility? **bows humbly**
What else do you expect of a small-town-boy-escapee who’s lived all over the world, studied the geisha arts in Japan, studied acting in LA, survived New York City in the 80s, stand-up-comedian-drag-queen-performance artist who several reviewers have called “The secret love child of Jerry Lewis and Joan Crawford” supposed to do with herself when clearly going through a midlife crisis?!?!?! I mean – come on!
Just like “Auntie Mame” (and if you don’t know who that is – TURN IN YOUR CARD!!) I’m here to open doors for you! Doors you didn’t even dream existed! Oh what times we’re going to have! If there are words or things you don’t understand just send them on to me and I’ll try to explain them to you as best I can. But know ahead of time – I ain’t no ‘Dear Abby’. There will be things that I say…
Well, let’s just see how it all goes this first week, shall we? I promise to make you smile and enjoy your day just a little bit more! Sound like a plan? Great! Now – if someone could just tell me how to work this damnedblasted computer-thinga-mah-whatzits we’ll be on our way! I have a ton of stories and pictures to share!
M’wah – M.