Mom won’t say “Uncle” for Peter Paige!

Hello Kids!
You are all having a lovely day I presume? Staring at alluring pictures from all over the globe of hot men scantily clad with that long look of wanton lust and desire in their eyes during lunch today it occurred to me that I didn’t tell you – I’m really a man! I only wear a dress when I’m working. Then again, I only drink when I work… go figure.
This past week an old friend was in town promoting his new feature film, in which he not only stars, he wrote it and it’s his directorial debut, called “Say Uncle.” (I’ve heard of egomaniacal queens before but this is ridiculous!) None other than Peter Paige – or as you probably know him best: Emmett from Showtime’s “Queer as Folk ”. He had just got off the plane but said he couldn’t pass up a chance to actually “Co-Host” with your darling Mother!

You see my internet angels, every week here in little old Seattle I host an evening at R Place Bar called “WET!” It’s something of my own design: a wet underwear contest with ‘a twist’. The contestants sign up for a chance at a cash prize or porn (imagine?!?!) with your dear sweet Mother! The first half of the show is a round of “Porn Karaoke” (Yes, it’s as odd as it sounds!). The contestants and I provide the “vocals” for very well edited porn clips – followed by “The Squirting” when I have them dance in tighty-whities while getting sprayed with super-soaker-squirt guns! It’s Heaven on earth!

The winner that night was Preston – but as you can guess they’re all winners in my book! All in all, it was another one for the record books as we got ready to leave for home. Here’s one last look as we toddle off to our trundles: Christopher Racster, Producer/Friend; Peter, my baby; Me; and last but certainly not least – the one who actually keeps me together, my assistant, Michael or as he is lovingly called by myself and others “Ma’s Bitch”

As I always say: Remember to breathe. Don’t take life so seriously. Smile – you could be hit by a bus! Be good. Behave. Play safe. Say, “hello” to someone new. Always wear a clean pair of underwear. And remember: you’re not alone – you’ve got me.
M’wah – M
PS: All this week’s pictures by Eric Gregory.