From Eastern Europe comes Jerry, the passionate muscle man. This young stud was hard to control. He had so much energy they were worried he was going to end up flinging pea-sized Kandee out the window! There’s something very sexy about European men, and Jerry confirms that. Watch him fuck the way they do in the old country – with hot passion.
There are many sites that are geared towards one type of guy or fetish: twinks, leather, hairy, bodybuilders, but rarely do you come across a site that’s like a virtual department store of photos, videos, and erotica. RandyBlue is just that type of site.
Get ready to get very familiar with your hand.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
From the second I got to the site, I was truly overwhelmed—in a good way. Not much flesh per se (although the hot photo of Kody, Kyle, & Sebastian was my kind of welcome), but just the sheer amount of sections made me wonder if I’d ever be tempted to leave.
THE SECTIONS
RandyBlue is divided into many different areas. The first part is “Exclusives” with photos and videos of models you can find only on RandyBlue, and it is indeed very huge with 17 models at last count with many more to be added, and this grows even larger when you include all the multiple pairings between all the guys.
The next section is called “Video Selection” and it’s a real grab bag in more ways than one. There’s the popular Australian SexGaymes series of videos, Raging Stallions Studio’s Rear Stables, and a ton of other mini-sites attached that cater for virtually whatever scene you desire at the time (from “Huge Cocks Theater” to “Twink Time” to “Meat Police”). A real pleasure was surfing through Montreal-based Cum on Boys. Randy Blue’s own videos are also included here.
If you’re in the mood for real live action, there’s the “Live Selection” which is just as detailed. There’s Chi Chi LaRue’s Live & Raw and Live & Raw 1-on-1, Prague Buddies, Naked Frat House, and the ever-popular Flirt-4-Free.
If you want all hardcore, the “Pure XXX Selection” gives you RandyBlue’s exclusive hardcore photos and videos plus all the other video channels all on one page. (You’ll find that very useful after awhile.)
Finally, there’s “Stories & E-Zines,” which starts off with RandyBlue Adventures (where our host tells us his many sexual exploits around the world), a very impressive collection of erotic stories, and online editions of magazines Unzipped, Men, Freshmen, and 2 (a magazine devoted exclusively to hardcore twosomes).
And remember, we haven’t even seen any of the men yet.
THE MEN
Virtually every type of guy you can imagine appears on this website. The “Model Quick Search” on the homepage offers up “Latin Guys, White Guys, Bodybuilders, Uncut, Hairy Men, Black Men, Twinks, Hung, Asian, and Hardcore” options for both photos and videos.
The video selection is impressive with 23 pages of videos available, though the photo section is no slouch either with a whopping 38 pages of just solo pictures (it jumps to 42 when you add in the hardcore pictures).
And the men?
The only way to describe them is that they’re all quite hot. There’s no other way to categorize them because there is no type that reigns supreme. If there’s any type lacking it would be men over 30, but even the few over 30s are at the top of their game with the twenty-somethings.
THE VIDEOS
RandyBlue has a nice “trailer” feature that plays the second you make your video choice. Every video is divided into several clips—some as high as 17—but instead of having to pick and choose your clips based only on a still picture, you get to see a selection of the best clips beforehand. Much like you can’t judge a book by its cover, you can’t judge a video by a still photo alone. This feature, however, is just for the exclusive videos, which is great because there are tons of them.
Each video clip can be played in with Windows Media, Quicktime, or Real Video at speeds ranging from 100kbps to 500kbps.
SPECIAL MENTION
Have several places you tend to gravitate to on the website? You can put them all in one place with the “My Favorites” function. On a site as huge as this, it’s definitely needed.
THE PRICE
RandyBlue offers several pricing plans. The cheapest is $2.95 for 24 hour access, which does not include the bonus sites of Twink Jackoff and Amateur Jackoff. The monthly plan is $24.95 does include this. As do the $39.95 one month access (non-recurring) and the $119.00 1 year access (non-recurring).
THE BOTTOM LINE
Randy Blue is a perfect match for those who have diverse taste in men as well as scenes and want to have one stop to get off. The quality of men is pretty consistently high and with weekly updates.
QC Rating: 4 Stars
Our last post has been well received so we’re working hard at coming up with more hot grabs. Here’s a new scene. It has a very interesting ending…stay tuned!
Part 2:
Bishonen’s pair of tights gets peeled off. The sucking begins!
Woohoo! The Japanese gay directories are quick to add QueerCliku to their list! Domo SinbadBookmark.com and Gpress IndeX!
Sorry, but this site just got a lot more annoying with ‘Mom.’ Lose her. Or lose me. Please.
– Motherlessfuck
Hi Motherlessfuck,
we are sorry to learn that you should feel so strongly about our new column. It is our goal to bring more diversity and variety of content to our readers. It takes HECK OF ALOTTA effort and time to maintain this site and alot of the contributors have chipped in with their own time, energy and talent in creating good content. Nevermind if after all this we don’t get pats on our shoulders, but to suggest to us a “lose our contributor or lose a reader” proposition is pretty much eating our cake and throwing it right into our faces.
We value your comments and support. But we also hope our readers can be reasonably nice to the QC Team. Don’t abuse their passion and goodwill.
That’s about all we have to say. This is a sad day. Very sad day for us.
– QC Editor
Hello Kids!
You are all having a lovely day I presume? Staring at alluring pictures from all over the globe of hot men scantily clad with that long look of wanton lust and desire in their eyes during lunch today it occurred to me that I didn’t tell you – I’m really a man! I only wear a dress when I’m working. Then again, I only drink when I work… go figure.
This past week an old friend was in town promoting his new feature film, in which he not only stars, he wrote it and it’s his directorial debut, called “Say Uncle.” (I’ve heard of egomaniacal queens before but this is ridiculous!) None other than Peter Paige – or as you probably know him best: Emmett from Showtime’s “Queer as Folk ”. He had just got off the plane but said he couldn’t pass up a chance to actually “Co-Host” with your darling Mother!
You see my internet angels, every week here in little old Seattle I host an evening at R Place Bar called “WET!” It’s something of my own design: a wet underwear contest with ‘a twist’. The contestants sign up for a chance at a cash prize or porn (imagine?!?!) with your dear sweet Mother! The first half of the show is a round of “Porn Karaoke” (Yes, it’s as odd as it sounds!). The contestants and I provide the “vocals” for very well edited porn clips – followed by “The Squirting” when I have them dance in tighty-whities while getting sprayed with super-soaker-squirt guns! It’s Heaven on earth!
The winner that night was Preston – but as you can guess they’re all winners in my book! All in all, it was another one for the record books as we got ready to leave for home. Here’s one last look as we toddle off to our trundles: Christopher Racster, Producer/Friend; Peter, my baby; Me; and last but certainly not least – the one who actually keeps me together, my assistant, Michael or as he is lovingly called by myself and others “Ma’s Bitch”
As I always say: Remember to breathe. Don’t take life so seriously. Smile – you could be hit by a bus! Be good. Behave. Play safe. Say, “hello” to someone new. Always wear a clean pair of underwear. And remember: you’re not alone – you’ve got me.
M’wah – M
PS: All this week’s pictures by Eric Gregory.
We (as well as many active members) have been adding pictures to the Gallery over the past week. Thanks to everyone who have contributed. Particularly Cozmos, Lorcapuig and Mr. Bee (hello! we’re HUGE fans!).
Note to members who may be keen to add your own images: Please only submit high quality and decently-sized images. We will try to approve them asap for addition to the gallery. If you do not see your images in the gallery after a couple of days, they probably didn’t pass our QC test. We’re not trying to be tight-assed, but we hope to make every single picture in QC Gallery quality stuff. We hate it when we visit galleries, click on a thumbnail, and get the same thumbnail or a bigger but low quality image. We wanna be the best for you!
So hit it baby! Share your gorgeous lovely stash. THANKS! 😉
Troy Halston. The name would lead you to believe that he’d be a fashion designer of some sort…but we can tell this much…his body is a design of art. The only other professional porn star to transcend the Gay and Straight world other than Peter North, Mr. Halston has a classic look not to be taken lightly. With Troy having a body for sin and a mind that actually functions…
Men over thirty, and looking hot.
There you are… in the bathroom stall, when a voice from the stall next door says, “Hello…”
Hilarious Unefon television ad [WMA clip posted at boreme.com]
Regardless of what you think of Chris Evans’ acting career. He seems like a guy that you’d just like to wake up next to… err… hang out with sometime. Right? Let’s face it, this once nerdy actor has got one heck of a rockin’ body. Better yet, our bud Chris isn’t afraid to flaunt it in a surprising amount of articles, fashion spreads, candid shots and oh yeah, that movie thing he does too. That’s why we like when someone diligently gathers and builds an amazing library of nearly every Chris Evans photo taken! If you are a fan or just in awe of that perfect amount of masculine hair whisping around those perfectly defined pecs and stomach… (deep breath and a slap against the face)… look no further than Chris Evans Addiction.
We’ve got 8 months to wait for the big-screen release of “Superman Returns”, but in the mean time we thought we’d try turning the tables on the Man of Steel.
It’s like not fair that he’s got that x-ray vision and all, so we put Super (is it “Mr. Super” or “Mr. Man”?) through Queer Click’s own Super Duper X-ray Machine
to see what’s underneath all that spandex and leather… which new-cummer Brandon Routh looks super-duper in, by the way.
The result? Not bad… kinda sketchy… but we’ll take it!! The SDXM is cutting-edge technology, so we haven’t got all the kinks worked out yet. We’ll keep at it! 🙂
Click Click!!
If you’ve ever wondered what that hot guy-next-door or across the street does behind closed doors, Next Door Male is right up your alley.
First Impressions
The site is definitely designed with getting you off in as few clicks as possible. The member’s entrance leads you directly to the straight guys, who each have their own section with pictures and movies (Quicktime and WMV, though only the Quicktime versions are downloadable).
The Movies
If solo sessions get you hard, then this site was made for you. Most of the movies have no off-camera coaxing or deer-caught-in-the-headlights stares at the camera. This is what I found most interesting. I don’t know what the guys behind this site do to relax the boys, but it works. You really get the sense that you are seeing these guys at home jerking off.
Another bonus is that many of the movies include several scenes, so you can see these guys cum more than once.
The Galleries
No nonsense rules here. Each model has about 35 pictures that you can view individually or as part of a slideshow. There’s no control over the intervals for the slideshow, but it moves at just right speed so your eyes can linger without losing your erection.
The Men
Very natural-looking guys here. Again, as the site’s name suggests, these are really the type of guys you would see next door, especially if you’re at a college dorm. The majority of the guys are very smooth, lean, and naturally muscular. There are plenty of athletes featured, in particular runners. The emphasis is on guys in their early 20s, though a few models are 25 and up and there are several 18-19 year old guys as well. The site says that 95% of their models have no professional modelling experience.
You get a new men next door every week.
The Price
Several different options. The first is a monthly that starts at $19.95 for the first two periods of 30 days, and then drops by $1 each 30 day period until it reaches $15.95 where it stays for the remainder of your membership. There is also a non-recurring 30 day membership for $22.95, a non-recurring 90 day membership for $55, and a non-recurring 6 month membership for $100.
The Bottom Line
If solo jerk-off scenes get you hot this site offers you pretty good content for your dollar. Granted, there may not be much flash, but the movies, easy-to-use format, and pictures do make it worthwhile. The pricing is also pretty enticing, and members receive a discount at affiliated sites Next Door Buddies and Next Door Hookups, which is good for this reviewer who likes a lot of variety.
Hello Kids!
My name is Mark “Mom” Finley – and from now on, each and every one of you are my children. What that means is just what it sounds like: I’m your Mom. I love you all unconditionally – but will scold when necessary. I’m a great shoulder to lean or cry on – yet even better as a swift kicky in the keister to get you on your feet.
I just want to say how thoroughty excited I am to become part of the “QueerClick” family! I knew my endless knowledge of all things that seem to be tucked up under my wig somewhere would come in useful some day – and here it is! Huzzah!
Actually, I think it’s because for some reason I attract hot young men. That’s right – I don’t know why – but it’s true. I have one friend who actually says that I’m the only one of my kind. I’m a “Chicken Magnet“! And what’s a lovely lady to do but to accept what the universe gives her with quiet and genteel humility? **bows humbly**
What else do you expect of a small-town-boy-escapee who’s lived all over the world, studied the geisha arts in Japan, studied acting in LA, survived New York City in the 80s, stand-up-comedian-drag-queen-performance artist who several reviewers have called “The secret love child of Jerry Lewis and Joan Crawford” supposed to do with herself when clearly going through a midlife crisis?!?!?! I mean – come on!
Just like “Auntie Mame” (and if you don’t know who that is – TURN IN YOUR CARD!!) I’m here to open doors for you! Doors you didn’t even dream existed! Oh what times we’re going to have! If there are words or things you don’t understand just send them on to me and I’ll try to explain them to you as best I can. But know ahead of time – I ain’t no ‘Dear Abby’. There will be things that I say…
Well, let’s just see how it all goes this first week, shall we? I promise to make you smile and enjoy your day just a little bit more! Sound like a plan? Great! Now – if someone could just tell me how to work this damnedblasted computer-thinga-mah-whatzits we’ll be on our way! I have a ton of stories and pictures to share!
M’wah – M.
Cartoonist John Callahan is an equal-opportunity offender… but he’s devilishly clever! You can check out more of his craft… and even read his hate mail if you want…
http://www.callahanonline.com/index.php
Ah, the things people get bent out of shape about. 🙂
Whenever terra.com updates their amazing “The Boy” selections of hot men, we’re reminded why we really need to travel and soak up the beauty of Brazil sometime… soon. Don’t let the lack of full frontal photos discourage you. Photographer Cristiano is on a roll on with some downright amazing photosets, including his latest offering: 29-year old Rafael Franskowiak — a sexy dose of sultry eye candy who claims he fears nothing. Hmmm… we’d like to test his sense of adventure!
A special note to Lorcapuig. Thanks for your contributions to the gallery. Your efforts haven’t gone unnoticed! 😉
*QC HUGS to you*