PataPorn With Chinpoko!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!
Did anyone’s heart skip a beat when they saw this picture of Justin and Robert. I know mine did! For one split second I thought, “Could the all mighty Penis have heard Chinpoko’s prayer?” Sadly, the photo is a fakey, but hey-why ruin the fantasy? Besides, I for one think Justin looks much more comfortable with a boy. All right maybe I’m dreaming again, but these two bring sexy back like no others.
Guess what? Cristiano Ronaldo is coming to QC! Okay he’s not really, but looks like he might. Has anyone ever seen this boy play soccer? Is he any good? Does anyone care? Nope, not Chinpoko. Cristiano could be a soccer player or a hot dog vendor, no matter what he’s hawt. I even like how he gets sassy with the paparazzi. I bet this boy moves around the bed like he moves around a soccer field–fast and fierce. Chinpoko has to admit that Cristiano is wearing QC orange. Hmm…maybe he is a fan of the QC?
Chinpoko is in love! How adorable is this kid! He might be a little young but he’s already quite the entertainer. I hear the QC office staff playing Scissor Sisters all the time, but none of them dance like this. Well, except for Toby. This boy is a dancing fool and I think having fun with yourself is one of the sexiest things anyone can do. Be sure to watch all the way to the end for a bathtub appearance. Chinpoko can only hope that more music videos will come from this fella.
Chinpoko cannot get enough of Addison from Sean Cody. This boy can work it. Those eyes, that dick, that accent. As soon as Addison took a ride on Keifer’s north pole, Chinpoko felt like Christmas had come early! The best part about the video is Addison’s face. As much as he may protest to Keifer’s huge rod, Addison seems to be enjoying himself quite nicely. When Addison’s eyes role back in his head, Chinpoko’s blood started to boil! HOT! HOT! HOT! Be sure to check out the Behind the Scenes. Addison is so cheeky that you cannot help but think he’s so handsome. Where’s the ring Addison? Chinpoko is ready and waiting!
Chinpoko can’t speak Spanish but he thinks he’s going to take lessons. This Jonathan Breeze is sizzling hot. And what’s a boy to do when he needs to cool off? He drenches himself in nice cold milk. Mmmm. Chinpoko is so glad that he ventured off to Sticky this week https://sticky.queerclick.com/ or I never would have known that milk does do a body good!
Safe sex all the way! As soon as I saw this video, Chinpoko almost lost my hat I laughed so hard. I like how the video says not to judge a book by its cover, no matter how gay it looks! Kudos to Tulipan for being creative. It just goes to show that sex should be fun!
Chinpoko thinks this might be one of his friends but I can’t tell. Can you? Hmm…such a good disguise. I would love for him to take his glasses off so Chinpoko can get a view and maybe a taste! And the best part is the QC Cam is full of hilarious, sexy boys. Pop on over.
Uh-oh! Chinpoko’s bag is empty! What’s a Chinpoko to do? I know, I’ll get all hot and horny and be back next time for another helping of PataPorn With Chinpoko!
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!
