PataPorn With Chinpoko!

As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!

Joshua at Maskurbate
Who says hard work doesn’t pay off? Not Maskurbate. A couple of years ago, Joshua was turned down by the board of Masked Jackers of the Penis. Thankfully, Joshua gained some hard core muscle and put on a show. Boy howdy, does this boy have a nice tool. And not only does he have a rockin’ body, but that face! So adorable, Chinpoko could eat off of it. I’ll let your imagination fill in the rest…

Derek fucks Jeff at Corbin Fisher
I think Derek is a dancer or something. Seriously, if there was a show called So You Think You Can Fuck, he’d sure be on it, for sure. The way that boy moves and Jeff is eating it up&mdash literally. At then end of the video, Derek fills that boy’s mouth with such a hot load. It totally gave Chinpoko blue balls, which hurts since I’m just a dick and balls!

Battle of the Porn Stars
Summer is almost finished! Yikes! It’s time to get to the pool fellas. What better way to celebrate than BATTLE OF THE PORN STARS: POOLSIDE EDITION? It’s time for you QueerClicker’s to vote on your favorite poolside hottie of the week. Personally, Chinpoko is all about Cody Cummings. Yes, I think his name is about as lame as the Justin & Kelly movie, but his dick and abs make up for it. And besides, someone who has worked that hard on a tan deserves some praise, right? Get on over and vote, fellas!

Ruggerbugger
Chinpoko lives in the wrong country. Why aren’t American athletes strutting their stuff all naked and hot and sweaty and mmmmm, mmmmm good? People from the Netherlands just have more fun, and with this array of their hot Olympic athletes Chinpoko can see why! Get with it, America&mdash start showing some skin!

Colby and Kevin at Randy Blue
Talk dirty to Chinpoko! OH MY GAWD! I think this was the hottest post of the week. Colby is such a pretty boy next door and Kevin knows how to suck a mean dick. Getting these two together really let out their wild sides. They both flip and suck and rim and fuck, while being vocal the whole time. Yummers! Randy Blue is so good to Chinpoko.

Ben Cohen Nude
This picture is totally a faker but Chinpoko has lost his load to it four times already. Ben Cohen is just a pretty, pretty man and I can’t get enough. I love this collection of fake pics QC has been posting. Let’s hear it for some fake Justin Timberlake pics, or David Beckham, ohh or Cristiano Ronaldo! Comment on who you want to see after the jump.
Okay so the Olympics are here and Chinpoko has got to go watch. But don’t worry, I’ll still get all hot and horny and be back next time for another helping of PataPorn With Chinpoko!
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!