PataPorn With Chinpoko!

As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!

Aussie Bum- the Outback
Good God! Chinpoko is moving to Australia. It’s official. The men in the new Aussie Bum commercial are hotter than the heat. Watching those fellas strut about in the blazing sun with their swim trunks sticking to their sweaty cocks. Mmmm, that’s hot porn for me if I’ve ever seen it! Too bad you have to look like the Aussie Bum models to actually look good in those little bitty swimsuits. But who cares? Keep those commercials cumming AussieBum!

Oldest Porn Star
So the next time you want to turn to your partner and say, “Honey, I’m tired tonight”, take a look at this guy and shut the hell up. Chinpoko has heard the men in the East have much more energy in old age than men in the West. Well I think this guy proves it. Although Chinpoko wonders if it wasn’t for Viagra, would this guy have a career? Good for him though&mdash you’re never too young to get off.

Sky Walker
Andy O’Neill looks glorious in these artistic photos created by Exterface. I love how he looks like an angel on a cloud just waiting to come down from heaven and sit on Chinpoko! Amen! Exterface has created stuff on QC before, and I’m no stranger to Andy O’Neill, but I have to admit I think the two should never part from this artistic collaboration. Besides, it’s like classy porn. The kind you can talk to Mom about.

Carlos Freire
And then God made abs! Seriously, Carlos Freire’s body is exquisite. Junior Magazine is really pulling out all the stops as it launches. And don’t you love how sweaty Carlos looks? My favorite is the picture where his hair hangs down in front of his face but the light hits Carlos’ eyes. It’s like he’s beckoning, “Chinpoko…cum out to play. I need you Chinpoko. I’m in love with you Chinpoko!” Okay okay, maybe I’m dreaming.

Hot Brazilian men at the beach
Chinpoko has to wonder if pretty people run in packs. These Brazilian strangers have me all in knots. Someone, somewhere needs to find these men, get them to have gay sex, tape it, and then give it to Chinpoko so I can bust a nut to these boys. Ohh, I once dated a soccer player. He was so aggressive and strong, but he left for another man. Boo. Apparently he couldn’t deal with just dick!
All right, all right, on that bad joke, Chinpoko is saying, “Adios”! Until next time fellow porn fans!
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!