In Other News…

Today, the Dow Jones industrial slid 500 points, yada, yada, bankruptcy filing, et cetera, et cetera… HOW ABOUT SOME HOT MAN-ON-MAN ACTION?
Check out this hilarious clip of two men who hijack an otherwise serious and somber CNN financial broadcast by staging a gay kiss and nipple-biting session on camera while CNN’s Allan Chernoff reported on the firm’s bankruptcy in the foreground.
Notice how the camera pulls in to avoid the mock-gay action and how the anchorwoman attempts to explain it away by saying the two men are trying to “console” each other. “Console,” our ass. They’re just up for some hot on-camera man action. Whether in earnest or just for fun, who can fault them for that?