Scandalous Twink, Beau Breedlove, To Pose Nude For Unzipped Magazine

Unzipped Magazine just finished a nude photo shoot with everyone’s favorite legislative intern, Beau Breedlove. You may remember that perfect-porn-name Mr. Breedlove seduced the dorky hunk mayor of Portland, Oregon, Sam Adams, several years back. Beau Breedlove’s kinda hot and we’re wondering what kind of trouser snake he used to charm the mayor, so we’ll definitely keep you posted. In the meanwhile, you can check out our previous coverage here and here.
Some people have even been calling for Sam Adams to be recalled or resign, but we think it’s a puritanical Clintonian blowjob witchhunt all over again. We’d rather our political leaders get laid than make crap decisions based on sexual frustration.