You think just anyone takes the photos of all those cocks on Craigslist? You think they just appear out of nowhere? Like everyone’s an Ansel Adams of cock or something? WRONG. Cock pics don’t just come from some boned-up guy sitting on the toilet. Real cock pics are HOURS AND HOURS OF HARD WORK. Comedian Bob Odenkirk plays Paul Jacoby, a penis photorapher for the casual encounters section of Craigslist. He’s got a real passion for the “folk Americana” of shitty cocktography and once he’s done, you will too.
Marco Polo’s our pool game of choice more than water polo. Water polo’s fun to watch between rounds when the swimmers are all dripping wet on deck, but during the actual matches, the swimmers’ best bits stay underwater. What are we supposed to concentrate on… the game? Yeah, no. Now aussieBum gives us something to enjoy when those sea-horses get out of the water, League, a series of square cut trunks that come in 11 eye-popping varieties. They also have free shipping until Valentine’s Day, if you haven’t heard, so get a move on and make it a warm and wet evening to remember!
Vince told Buzz West that he had a massage at the Mall in a chair, but that’s it. He was so excited to get a real massage, and even more excited about the “happy ending”. And Buzz could feel Vince’s ass twitch with every close pass by his hairy hole, so he thought he’d see how far he would let me go. He let out a moan when Buzz slipped a finger in, and muttered, “that’s going to make me cum really fast if you keep doing that”. Buzz backed off a couple of times to keep him on the edge, until he couldn’t stand it any more and then a deep breath—he kept going. “Amazing” he said, and was so happy, he couldn’t stop giggling with delight.
Felix Andrews plays with his tool and his hot tight ass in this jerk-off video. Once his clothes are off and he is stroking his cock, he cannot help but bend over and show us his hole. Felix moans and groans until he cannot hold it anymore and jizzes in pleasure.
Straight Hell are determined to exploit this cop’s muscular beauty to its fullest. So they display the captive policeman for an intolerable session of public torment in the name of art. This time he’s ballgagged, nipple clamped and tied to a huge set of gloryholes for the pervy public to ‘interact’ with.
The effete bohemians soon get an idea of what a treat is in store for them. They are able to truly appreciate just how sexy Nick’s rock hard muscles and strong arms are when they can’t see him. Their abusive hands grasp and paw at every inch of the whimpering cop’s chiselled body.
Are you having a nice day? Yeah, well kiss it goodbye, because drag performer Christeene is here with her hit-single, “Fix My Dick” featuring DJ Jaunty off her Soldier of Pleasure album (which we’re pretty sure doesn’t exist). If a snaggletoothed transvestite singing about blowjobs amid shots of diarrhea isn’t enough to make you watch, let us win your over with some of the lyrics:
I’ll let you chew on my crab cakes
to hell with the first date
just slide me your beef steak.
I need a man who’s gonna win my nasty game
I need a woman who’s gonna eat my dirty shame
Fucking genius. According to the to the Gay Men’s Social Crisis where we found this strange video nugget, “Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau.” They apparently shot the video in a foul-smelling apartment in Austin, Texas. We agree with the GMSC, the bearded guy’s a keeper.
I’m 26 years old and living with an absolutely gorgeous man of 32 with whom I want to share the rest of my life together. We are both very much in love, and on Christmas Day he proposed, which really swept me off my feet!
I feel I am ready for this, (although we haven’t actually worked out where we will have our commitment ceremony) but I do have a problem, one which actually terrifies me – meeting his parents! I’m sure some may feel it pales in comparison with other problems here, but when my BF has asked me to meet his parents I just freaked out completely.
We’ve been together for nearly two years now, live, work together and share our lives completely. But this is our life and one which we have carved out for ourselves in NYC, and the thought of meeting his overbearing parents chills me. Although I have never met them personally, I know that my BF was bullied and abused by his parents, who shunned him when he came out. Now that he has a successful business, worked through college with no help from them, I’m perplexed that he wants to travel all the way back to Texas for this meeting. Worst yet, is that his parents live out of town so we will be trapped in their house for the whole weekend.
Part of the problem I have is that I am angry with the way his family have treated him, and I anticipate them being judgmental of both me and of our relationship. And I’m not even sure what the correct etiquette is in a situation like this, what our sleeping arrangements will be, do I take a gift, nor do I know if I will be able to hold back and tell them just exactly what I think of them?
I’m not sure I can go through with this, but his mind is set on the ‘Meeting the Parents’ thing, so I would dearly appreciate any advice on how to get through this much dreaded weekend. Thanks everyone.
Dean R.
What experiences have you been through when meeting the parents, any advice tips or horror stories? Please feel free to share your own experiences and advice for Dean in the comments section. Have a question for QC? Send ’em to[email protected]and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!
Will is kind of a bi guy who thinks women are hot, yet loves to have a big dick up his ass. He feels a bit like a guy who will end up playing on the gay team full time, but for now, he is watching straight porn to get off.
Southern Strokes wasn’t quite sure what to expect from these two, but they hoped that one of them would take charge and lead the way. As soon as the cameras were turned on, these two got right into it, seemingly to forget that they were being watched, let alone filmed. Preston moved in and started to remove Buck’s clothes which could come off fast enough. All the while, Buck was tugging at Preston’s pants eager to see what he was packing.
Well it looks like Mason Wyler found a new buddy and his name is Wade. Wade is a really chill kid and is up for anything Mason can dish out, especially Mason’s large, fat cock. Wade is a good sport and is always ready for some hot guy on guy action.
This scene starts with Mason kicking back, waiting for Wade. Once his buddy arrives, he suggests that they should clean up their dirty bodies.
We first told you about Jesus Luz, Madonna’s latest man-candy when they started hanging out at the end of her Sweet and Sticky tour. Rumor has it that Luz may actually be the boyfriend of photographer Steven Klein and that he’s just out on lease to give Madge some good press following her divorce with Guy Ritchie (remember that bat-shit cray list of things she demanded from Ritchie? Poor Luz…). No matter, the aformentioned photographer recently shot the ambiguously straight duo for the February 24th issue of W Magazine. Previous to this, Klein had shot Madonna in Madonna Ubound and Madonna Rides Again. We’ve picked out the shots featuring Luz because this is a gay porn blog (you knew that, right?). But you can click to the whole set from Sticky.
