QC FYI: Last Night, A Blowjob Saved My Life

Back in the day, we lured horny men back to our apartments with promises of full-on anal annihilation, only to end up giving them a blow job instead. We called it “safe sex,” they called us cock-teases. But they weren’t cute enough to allow into our rectory—our buttholes were sacred and pristine, kinda like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We knew compared to unprotected anal sex that blowjobs were “low risk” for contracting HIV (at least, that’s what the woman at the STD clinic said). But apparently we weren’t just protecting ourselves by being bait-and-switch teases, we may have also been building up antibodies against HIV in the process.
That’s right! Stopping at third base may not only be useful just for Catholics. According to a recent study, when HIV- guys have oral sex with HIV+ men, the HIV- dick suckers may actually build antibodies to the HIV virus. The researchers in the aforementioned study believe that repeated exposure to HIV during oral sex produces an immune response in saliva. The higher the viral load, the higher the neutralizing capacity in the negative partner.
It’s really an interesting study and you should read the entire thing. Don’t misunderstand us: you can contract HIV through oral sex, but the rate of transmission is lower than anal intercourse and may do some good, though we’d suggest waiting on further studies to back up the claim.
What do you think?