QC FYI: Sex – Straight Up, No Chaser…

Too drunk to fuck? Got a case of the whiskey dick? For some poor saps, liquor and limp dicks are kissing cousins. But not for all! According to a recent study, enjoying a few drinks now and then may actually reduce your chance of limp dick.
The study of 1,580 Australian men found that drinkers had up to 30% fewer problems getting it up than non-drinkers. Of course, maybe non-drinking men have less practice getting hard for gay bar hook-ups. Or, drunk men might be better liars or too drunk to notice they’re fucking the laundry hamper. Hmmm… let’s see what else the study had to say…

The researchers say men who drank within safe guidelines appeared to have the best erectile function but even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank.

[Lead researcher] Dr. Chew says their findings suggest a favourable association between low-risk drinking and positive erectile function and if a moderate drinker suffers from such problems, there is no justification in advising him to stop or reduce his intake.

Hot damn! We’re gonna have an orgy with Jose Quervo, Captain Morgan, and Jim Beam. We’ll be doing blowjob shots and having sex on the beach down by Knob Creek.