PataPORN With Chinpoko!
Okay, so apparently I made quite a fuss in the QC office last week. I don’t really remember what Editor D was talking about, but all I know is Toby won’t come near me now. So I guess… I’m sorry. There are you happy? I said it. But you know what, I’m not going to be a dick abou it—well, actually I can’t help it, but I’m not going to dwell on the past. You know why? Because there’s so many hot guys this week! So let’s get down to some PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Cocksure Men: Bo Dean and Dak Ramsey
If you like ’em big and brawny—which I do—head your dick over to Cocksure Men.
I gotta say Bo Dean is a hot hunk of a man. However, what’s great about him is that he’s pretty passionate as well. Just by looking at him I’d think he’d be into the “I need to act like a stud” role, but it’s not so dear readers. Bo is a lover. And Chinpoko wants some of that love—oh God, do I want it!
One of the hottest parts of the video for me was watching Bo and Dak kiss. Damn! You could tell that they both loved and were totally into it. During the middle of the shoot, Bo takes a break from pounding Dak to switch positions. They both stand and kiss and if you look closely, you can see Dak’s dick bouncing as they kiss. PATA!
Also, Bo knows how to fuck! Damn if only I had an ass! I would beg for it! Beg for it I tell you!
HOTTEST POST OF THE WEEK!
Rugger Bugger: Cooper Cronk
I… I, uh… My name is Chinpoko… The President of United States is Barack Ob—…
I can’t. Cooper Cronk… so gorgeous… I can’t… think… Where am I?
An Adonis. I want to be inside him. Real bad. Pata, pata, p… ph… where am I?…
Words can’t describe… I think I’m in love… Cooper… cum on my face… oh wait, real dicks don’t have faces. DAMN YOU, BIOLOGY!
New Site Attack: Dominic Ford 2D and 3D Porn!
FINALLY BITCHES!!!!!! Just when you thought porn had nowhere to go, Dominic Ford pushes porn onwards and upwards. Actually, I guess it’s outwards—to you.
That’s right folks, now you can enjoy 3D-porn right from your own computer. I think this is an awesome, inventive idea. I can’t wait to join, personally.
Can you believe it: 3D-porn? Imagine that 3D-cumshot! Or seeing some fella’s hot hole just coming out of the screen just waiting for you rim it like a bowl full of Cheerios. Talk about getting personal; it’s like they just want you to be on set watching. I don’t have a membership yet, but as soon as I get one, I will watch and report back!!! PATA PATA PATA!
Oh wait! I just had a thought. Can you imagine Evan “Rosebud” Matthews in 3-D??! Oh no! Run for your lives!! IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE! AND IT’S GONNA FELCH ON EVERYONE!!!!!!
Cody Cummings: Cody
I’m glad Cody Cummings finally came out. Wait…he didn’t? But didn’t you see his latest pictures?
Well, take a look… see?
He just did.
The warm weather is coming and I can’t wait! You fellas know what that means? Hot guys in little clothing all the time!!!! I can’t wait, but unfortunately we’ll have to. So until next week my friends, get your cock out there and get turned on!
