Top 10 QC Reader Comments

Top 10 QC Reader Comments
We love our commentors here at QueerClick. They’re funny, they’re horny, they’re smart, and sometimes just downright bitchy (or all four). So we’ve decided to start taking the best comments from every week and sharing them here with you!
Randy Blue: Dustin, Malachi and Xander
On the hilarious side of things, reader Jabber commented on Malachi’s preparedness for a locker room scene he recently did with Randy Blue’s Dustin and Xander:

Now where did I put that dildo? Oh yeah, I left it in my locker at the gym in case I needed to use it on a guy I met in the shower!

Yes, porn requires some suspension of disbelief, the occasional Viagra, and a heck of a lot of clean up. For example, on the Sean Cody: Matt post, matt edwards commented:

The guys on this site are always cumming all over the furniture, the rugs, the pillows, etc. Can you imagine how gross the house is? Yuck!

And the proliferation of cross tattoos on porn stars’ bodies caught Jason’s eye on the Corbin Fisher: Lance post:

Gay version of the old ‘chicken or the egg’ story– Do you need a cross tattoo in order to do gay porn? Or is it you have to do gay porn to earn your cross tattoo? Either way, win-win!

However, in a very hot bareback post, Chaos Men: Vance and Zane – RAW, Rough Rider sarcastically commented on the danger of blindly loving bareback porn:

RAW! Sounds really exciting and fun, and I can tell by LOOKING at these guys that neither of them has a bug or disease. It’s easy to tell by looking. Plus, I hear they’re all monogamous and there’s nothing to worry about, and they do testing. Man, I wanna get fucked so bad RAW. Forget about rubbers, they’re a pain. I’ll just hope for the best and get tested just in case. I read somewhere that HIV and Syphilis rates among gay men are skyrocketing, but I don’t believe it. I won’t get sick.


Cody Cumming's new look
Of course, some of our commentors get a bit unhinged and occasionally unload (so to speak) on a porn star studio or other readers. Take Jim for example. He’s not a big fan of Cody Cumming’s new look:

first those aren’t golf shoes and no one has worn that get-up since Buster Keaton in 1920. If he’s ever played golf it was putt-putt golf and probably played indoors. secondly is having one’s leg up such a big deal to anyone? thirdly where are the hole shots? all in all another teaser and how many times can you holler wolf?

Meanwhile Bob had a message for all the haters of Straight Hell: Pierce and Ed and seemingly, Mormons:

For those who are sick of Straight Hell — you ain’t as sick of it as I am of callow twink boys. That is why there is a scrolling feature in Windows– we move past the ones we don’t like. QC has a fun variety — and includes the pervy sexy comedy of SH, without going to the the extent of fistfucking (“Oh!, I lost my rings and watch”), scat, and so on. ….. but QC, if you find a good vid of Gay people shitting on the lawn of Mormon Temples, I would watch THAT!!! LOL

One commentor, moron got particularly unhinged on our definition of “Edugaytion”. Though his entire comment’s worth reading, here’s a particular high point where he asserts his gender to buck the suggestion that gay equals womanly:

I’m not a woman. I’m not a woman. I’m NOT a woman. At all. Not even a little bit. And i get a bit more than extremely damn tired of the Gender Mis-identification Syndrome that others seem to be so badly afflicted with. At first the novelty of the absurdity of others considering me really-a-woman-inside was somewhat amusing, but now the novelty as worn off and it’s become just plain damn annoying.

Beau Breedlove, A Bottom?
Our readers aren’t shy about correcting us. Take Beau Breedlove, A Bottom? for example—cantake8 took issue with the last line of our post, praising Beau for making the most of his 15 minutes:

“well played” Really? Seems as if Beau jumped over any possible minor stardom and went straight for the end game. No interviews, fashion shoots, screen cameos, kitch viral commercials (mock Sam Adams beer spoof), lube endorsements… I don’t know if his agent is Jake Cruise, or what, but I think he played this for peanuts.

Hmmm… he has a point. Similarly, reader Leojon pointed out that our ending line on the Extra Big Dicks: James Hamilton & Brad Benton post was way off:

“It’s always great to see the hunter become the hunted and end up taking it like a man in the end.” Weird comment QC! U should have known that James has many times bottomed over @ ChaosMen and plenty other sites. He seems to really relish being a bottom on top of that.

Last, but certainly not least, S.W. had some doubts as to the authenticity of our recently posted pic of Marlon Brando sucking cock:

Yeah the cock sucking picture has been shown to be a doctored version of a still from a movie in which he’s feeding a carrot to a horse while holding it in his mouth.

Do you have something on your mind? You agree or disagree with something we’ve written? Wanna praise your favorite star or stylishly slam another? Everyone’s welcome to comment at QC. We only ask one thing: we provides lots of dicks in the hopes you won’t become one yourself. No need to flame: we prefer comments that add to the discussion and fun without just hating on others. If you’re gonna be a bitch, that’s OK, just do it with style! Who knows? Your comment may appear in next week’s Top 10!

Apr 22, 2009 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments