Beau Breedlove, A Bottom?

Beau Breedlove, A Bottom?
Pics from the Unzipped “erotic photoshoot” of scandalous twink and ex-buttboy (re: legislative intern) of current Portland mayor Sam Adams, Beau Breedlove, surfaced today, giving us some minor pause:
1) Where’s the penis? The lack of cock means one of several possible things: a) Since his affair with Adams, his schlong has been melted or eaten off, b) it was light years tiny and omitted as a turn-off or c)The boy’s kept his python tucked away in hopes for a future Presidential bid. Breedlove 2018!!!
2) Bottom much? We wondered if Beau gave or received for dorky donkey dad, Sam Adams. Well, we may have our answer. Ever see find a guy online who says he’s a top but posts a million of pics of his ass? Beau’s never claimed to be the top; now we know why.
3) More like “neurotic photo shoot” Who’s house is Beau running around naked in anyway? We dig the kanji pillows, but the easy chair and tarp on the bed suggest it’s grandma’s house. Also, what’s with the tarp tucked between Breedlove’s thighs? It’s to hide his junk obviously, but if anything should be tucked between there, it’s our faces.
Sigh… we’d still fool around with the guy, so well played, Beau. But unless he shows some peen, Unzipped is probably the last stop on his 15-minute porn train.
Thanks to DudeTube for the pics.
Beau Breedlove, previously on QC:
Sam Adams, Gay Mayor Robs Beau’s Cradle
UPDATE: The Mayor’s Beau – A Blow-By-Blow Account
Scandalous Twink, Beau Breedlove, To Pose Nude For Unzipped Magazine
Unzipped Features Wholesome Intern, Beau Breedlove

Apr 20, 2009 By paperbagwriter 9 Comments