PataPORN With Chinpoko!
It’s all about hand over fist this week, or hand over mouth! Either way, it’s going be dirty fun this time around at PATA PORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!!
Rock Hard Jocks: Matthew Rush
Matthew Rush is pure awesomeness.
He really is. Rush remains one of the true class acts in porn and this video has all the proof you need. The best moments in this Rock Hard Jocks release are the candid outtakes.
Don’t get me wrong, Matthew Rush is still really, REALLY hot. His cock is one of the hottest dicks in the business. But why I like Matthew so much is because he doesn’t take himself so seriously. Mr. Rush always serves his porn with a smile, and I love that!
FreshmanX: Zack
There are two things I like about Zack in this video…
1) He has the hottest little blonde hairy hole. I want to stick it in his ass like a push-pop ice cream treat.
2) And where did he get that scar on his stomach? Oh, it’s so hot. What if it happened in a bar fight, like on ROADHOUSE with Patrick Swayze. Or what if he was in the Armed Forces and it’s a battle wound? OHH, or what if he was a professional kickboxer?
Oh my God! It’s too much… the fantasy is too much!
All Australian Boys: Seth
Okay, I took one look at Seth’s first picture and was not impressed. What’s up with that weird floppy hat with the sunglasses on top? He seriously looks like an extra from the musical OLIVER.
And then he took his shirt off. Okay, I’ll admit it. Chinpoko’s a dirty, dirty dick because he loves dirty bad boys like Seth. I don’t know what it is about guys and tattoos, but it just makes me get thicker than a tick on a fat dog.
This is my first Glory hole video to review. I know you’re wondering, “why now, Chinpoko?” Well, let me tell you.
I love glory hole videos. In fact, I think they’re the most prestigious types of all porn… why? Duh, it’s only about the dick. Glory hole videos are the way porn should be.
The first part of this video’s a bit boring. Yeah, so Seth is watching straight porn. Big boo. I don’t give a rat’s ass. I’m a dick.
But then he steps over to the glory hole and Dave washes Seth’s cock down like a Slurpee. Hmmm, and when he swallows. Kudos to the camera work for getting a good angle. PATA PATA!
Josh Patton: Yum-yum
Thank the porn gods for Sticky!!!
Take a look at this boy! Whew! I don’t know who Josh Patton is, or where Josh Patton came from… but wow! This boy is going places and I want to go places with him. Mainly I want to follow that treasure trail down to that cock of his.
I don’t know how this passed my ever-vigilant porn radar. That’s the beauty of Sticky—it’s always watching.
Okay this week had a lot of hot blowing and solo videos but you might have noticed that I didn’t include any butt sex. Perhaps that’s because none of it met my rigorous standards. Yeah, you heard me! I’m a porn snob. Let’s hope the studios bring it next week, but until then get out there and get turned on!
