PataPORN With Chinpoko!

I’m getting married!!!!! I am! Okay, well not really. Just read the damn post and you’ll understand! It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

College Dudes 24/7: Carter Nash & Jake Steel
I’m not usually into twinks. I usually like a dick with a bit of meat behind it. However, Jake Steel gets my blood pumping and my balls throbbing. He’s one helluva bottom and I think I’ve decided where I finally want to take my summer vacation… IN JAKE’S ASS!
Oh my goodness, it looks like a candy store to me. PATA PATA!!!
Also, I think Jake is adorable now, but mark my words fellow cock fans. In five years, Jake Steel’s gonna be a hot, hot man…
Or he’ll end up burned out on porn and lying in a filthy gutter daydreaming of his hot days… or he’ll end up a Southern Baptist minister. Doesn’t seem to be a lot of options for ex-porn stars, huh?
For his and our sakes, let’s hope he stays in porn.

Latin Boyz: Gilbert
Yummy yummy yummy! Latin lurve is in my tummy.
Okay, so I don’t have a tummy, but if I did, I would be eating Gilbert up!
I agree with one of the QC commenters… Gilbert is perfect.
There aren’t even specific details I can say why this is such a hot video. The premise is simple, really. Gilbert’s lying in a hammock and begins stroking his long uncut cock until he cums.
I know sounds really vanilla, right? However, the way Gilbert strokes and the way his muscles move underneath his skin! Plus the way that milky load that erupts from his shaft… ohh, crap. I just jizzed on my keyboard…again. Dammit!
Hottest post of the week! PATA, PATA, PATA!!!

You Love Jack: Charlie Jack
Okay, so normally I’m a porn snob. I am. I like high production values and I’m not a big fan of amateur shit.
That said, You Love Jack surprised me. Yes, the production values are still shoddy—cheap camera, crappy lighting, and bad sound. But who gives a flying bat’s ass, when Charlie’s cock is in the picture?!
I love this cock. I love it. I love it! I love it! Seriously, I think Charlie’s cock and I were separated at birth. I’m meant to be friends with him. I bet his cock knows all the other super-connected and cool cocks. And I’m sure he’d introduce me to the other dicks and soon I’d be in the cool cock club… going to parties and orgies. No more dinners alone!
Oh wait, I mean—uh—I’m not alone. I have a VERY busy social life thank you. It’s true. I never pull my condom hat over my eyes and cry myself to sleep! NEVER!
Also, as mentioned in the synopsis, the pre-cum in this video is actually hotter than the cum shot. After you watch this video, your ass is going to be hungry as hell for this cock. HAVE FUN!

Randy Blue: Chris and Nicco
I want Chris Rockway to be my boyfriend. I know it’s ridiculous and he’s just an actor… AND I don’t even know if he’s gay or not. But I want Chris Rockway to be my boyfriend.
The man is just a gorgeous person and lately his acting has gotten better and better. They also say a star is only as good as his co-star. Well, then Nicco shines as well in this video. Not only is his tight ass captivating on screen, but also those eyelashes propel him to the verge of “pretty” rather than “handsome.”
This video is a bit different than the other Rockway/Randy Blue videos of late. Mainly there isn’t any “plot” before the sex. This video opens with Nicco and Chris in bed looking at a book of sexual positions. There is some dialogue but who the hell can hear it? The beginning of this video has terrible, TERRIBLE sound. All I can hear is the sound of cars passing by, airplanes, and muffled talking. It’s wretched.
Thankfully, things outside get a bit quieter. As the video progresses, the sound is so good that you can actually hear the sound of Chris’ cock slipping in and out of Nicco—it’s freaking hot.
These two fuck like two old friends. They seem super comfortable with one another and passion abounds. Finally, as Chris pounds Nicco, he utters that he’s about to cum. He gives Nicco a wonderful facial, which makes Nicco cum at almost at the same time.
AND THEN THE GEYSER HAPPENS!!!
I’m not kidding. Nicco cums so high that I think his dick could be a new attraction at Disneyland. It’s amazingly hot.
Okay, Chris has put me in a mood. I’m off to see The Proposal, except I’m going to imagine myself as Sandra Bullock and Chris Rockway as Ryan Reynolds! If only… sigh. So while I jizz all over my popcorn, get out there and get turned on, boys!