PataPORN With Chinpoko!
This porn week was diverse and… well, different. But hey, I got off and here’s to hoping you do to. Saddle up for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Dominic Ford: Ricky Sinz
So Dominic Ford landed another big one folks.
Yep Ricky Sinz is doing a solo 3-D scene. AND IT’S GOING TO BE…
Ehh.
All right, don’t get me wrong, Ricky is hella hot. I love his tats and that boy’s cock is so long it could be used as a blind man’s leading stick. However, it seems like Ricky’s trying to “sell” his audience. In the beginning of the video, he talks about how excited he is to get his own 3-D glasses and become a member of Dominic Ford.
I don’t know, just seemed a bit too much “let me sell you my cock” shtick.
Let me tell you something Ricky… you’re already hot. You have an amazing body and an amazing, rock hard cock. You don’t have to sell us. See, we’re looking for porn and you’re a hot porn star… AND THAT’S IT. Thankfully, Ricky shuts up and just begins to stroke himself slowly.
The jacking in this video is really hot. Ricky definitely knows what he’s doing. I love the way he talks to the audience. He will say things like, “you wanna fuck this hole?” I actually like that. It’s like Ricky’ dirty-talking me!!!
So on the pros side—Ricky is hot and cums like a geyser.
And the Cons—is this in 3D on Dominic Ford? Oh wait, I know it is… because Ricky mentioned it 10 times.
Hot House Backroom: Nash Lawler and Phillipe Delvaux
Nash is such a brute and it’s the attribute that attracts me most when watching this video. Also, Philippe has the smoothest, tightest pink hole. And I have to say, IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! I just want to bone him… I just want to bone him… PATA, PATA, PATA!
The only thing I don’t want to see again is Philippe’s face when Nash cums on it. It looks like just got soap in his eyes.
Overall the video’s hot and romantic at the same time. That’s one of the things that makes Nash so hunky. He’s so masculine and foreboding, yet so completely comfortable with another man and that he really gets into the fucking.
Very hot, folks.
Maximo Latino: Nico
Maximo has a gorgeous face, a bouncing ass, a long cock… AND THE WORST HAIR IN THE WORLD. It looks like an angry wig that ran a way from the prison hair salon.
Yeah, it’s bad. Let’s hope we see Nico again. I only hope he takes his money and gets a better haircut.
Ah, this hair thing has gotten me all thrown off balance, I need a drink and some scissors. Oh scissors! I’ll cut Nico’s hair and then he’ll love me and let me fuck him. Yes, that’s the plan. While I do that, you go out there and get turned on!
