PataPORN With Chinpoko!

This porn week was diverse and…well different. But hey, I got off and here’s to hoping you do too. Saddle up for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Johnny Hazzard Wants To Shove His Veggie In Your Oven
Okay, you know you’re hot when you don’t even have to show your “goodies” to get me turned on.
I thought I had seen it all—I really had. However, there’s something Johnny Hazzard has been hiding from you—
HE’S INTELLIGENT! And WELL SPOKEN!
AND IT’S SOOOO HOT!!!!
I’m so confused by how I feel. I’m a dick. I’m only supposed to respond to dicks, ass and cum… but there’s none of this in Johnny Hazzard’s latest cooking video blog (well there’s a lil’ ass).
I have to say, Johnny is so charismatic in this clip. Now I want to fuck him and then let him cook me dinner! Ohhh, maybe we could remake Donna Reed together! PATA PATA!

All Australian Boys: Alex
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT… IT’S SO BIG!
You know, they say Hollywood celebrities all have small bodies and really big heads. Maybe the secret to large porn star dicks is that they have small bodies that make their cocks look MASSIVELY HUGE! Okay, probably not the case, but can’t a dick dream?

Top 10 QComments
Okay, so most of you know my opinion on barebacking… you don’t? Well, let me tell you. As you can see in my pictures, I enjoy wearing my “hat.” I mean, a dick has gotta take care of himself, you know.
However, let’s be honest. I’ve totally dipped myself into treacherous waters. Sometimes the spirit takes me, but thankfully—I’ve been lucky.
Still, it seems everyone has an opinion on barebacking, so I have to ask… what’s yours?

Perfect Guyz: Jason Crystal
I choked on my own cum when I saw this guy. Jason personifies what a perfect guy should be… because he’s flawless. I need to see this guy fuck. Seriously, I NEED IT!

Sean Cody: Pete and Harley
Passion, passion, passion!!!
Harley’s back in town, boys and I’ve got to say, I love this guy. This video opens with Pete’s candid admission of a man crush on Harley. WHO CAN BLAME HIM?
I know I’m a dick and should focus on just that. However the making out at the beginning of this video is so fucking hot that I can barely stand it. Seriously, these two are so into one another. I was so hard within the first two minutes because the sexual tension is out of control.
It’s been a while, and I’ve forgotten how long Harley’s dick is. I mean, it’s incredible. Watching Pete take that tool in his mouth sent shivers in my foreskin.
Oh, but Harley’s not done yet… oh no. Because what’s Harley known for? His fucking… He pounds the hell out of Pete. And finally, when he’s deep inside, Pete shoots all over the bed and Harley soon follows.
I have to say, I was exhausted after watching this video.
Hottest post of the week.
I can’t… I’m too weak. Harley… took all my strength. Oh, Christ. Just get out there and get turned on!