PataPORN With Chinpoko!
I love my job. No, really. I really, really, REALLY love my job! And when you’re through with me today—you’ll know why. Now it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Milk Screenwriter Dustin Lance Black Shows Off His “Oscar” On Sex Tape
An Oscar and a nice thick cock! Oh my goodness! OH MY GOODNESS!
Okay dear readers, if you don’t know who Dustin Lance Black is then get with the program. At the Oscars, Dustin’s acceptance speech reached out to all those young gays out there who feel bad and alone about being gay.
And judging by this video, it seems Dustin would like to reach out even more! In his spare time, Dustin must be at the gym constantly because his body looks amazing and with that cock! Mmmm, I bet the boys are begging for it. PATA PATA!
English Lads: Hayden Returns
Grab the lube boys, because HAYDEN IS BAAAACK! I love this man. And yes, he says he’s straight, but I could give two shits about that. All I care about is his amazing body and hot ‘n’ yummy chest hair. I know that a lot of men wax to better show off their physiques, but Hayden’s is so cut it doesn’t matter.
The yummiest part of this video is the look on Hayden’s face when Kev’s lips wrap around his cock. Yeah, this boy loves it. I predict we’ll see more of this stud soon and that if Hayden plays his cock right, he could hit the big time. Watch out, Leo!
Dirty Tony: Iker and Walden
It’s raining jiz! Hallelujah it’s raining jiz… wooaah!
So this video surprised me for several reasons:
Number one: Iker is adorable, but he kind of has dumb face. I’ll wait for you to look at the pic closely… see? Dumb face. However, as the conversation goes on between the guys, his voice doesn’t sound dumb. And then he whips out his huge cock and I stopped looking at his face entire. Why care about faces when you’ve got huge dicks on display?
Number two: I’m usually not the biggest fan of Dirty Tony. Some of their situations just seem lame. Surprisingly this video was not lame. No in fact, it was hotter than a BBQ of the 4th of July.
Number three: Uh… what’s the name Iker mean? Think of a better porn name. Iker sounds like a tool. However, once the dick was out, I realized, what’s in a name?
This video pleasantly surprised me. Well done, Dirty Tony… well done. Probably the most erotic part of the banter between the boys is that THEY TALK ABOUT SURFING! SURFING! OH MY GOD, SO HOT!
And lastly, these boys cum so friggin’ much I thought it was going to ooze out of my computer screen. I only wish it had been on one of their stomachs, but whackers can’t be choosers. Yum.
Hottest post of the week. PATA PATA!
Hard Working Stiff: Trevor
He works hard for da money… dah dah, dah dah! So hard for it honey… dah dah, dah dah. He works hard for the money, so you betta treat him right!
Okay, so the song has nothing to do with the video except for the website name. What can I say? I’m a dick that likes to sing.
This video with Trevor is fairly good. Pretty much your average run-of-the-mill jack-off scene. However, the things that make it worthwhile are:
1. Trevor is real hot, in that boy-next-door way. He’s not model hot, but I like boy-next-door hot even more.
2. Trevor’s ass looks like two apples that need to be parted with me in between them.
3. Trevor accessorized!!! I love a good cock ring and this boy went all out with the metal. PATA PATA PATA! I usually only wear jewelry for special occasions, but maybe I’ll put some on soon. I have a cock ring for every holiday season, y’know? What?! You think just because I’m a dick that I don’t have style?!!
Please!
Okay, kids. Next week I’m trying something different so get ready… are you? I don’t know if you are… I’m not too sure. Well, like it or not, it’s coming, and I’m about to make it happen. So I’m gonna say goodbye for now, dear Chinpoko fans! See ya next week. Now get out there and get turned on!
