The Onion Remembers 9/11 By Encouraging People Not To Masturbate

We at Team Orange are commemorating 9/11 by remembering the international solidarity that followed those cowardly and awful attacks. Our staff works internationally—in the UK, Europe, throughout the US, in Asia and Australia too—and we recognize the pain and struggle that citizens worldwide still face in 9/11’s aftermath, especially our lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender brothers and sisters who still face political discrimination, harassment, and abuse while fighting for a more equitable, free, and loving society.
So it is with all due respect to the seriousness and solemnity that the occasion requires that we try and provide a little levity and humor, courtesy of the American satirical newspaper, The Onion. According to them, many Americans around the world are commemorating the event by making the conscious decision not to masturbate. It’s a deeply personal choice and should you choose to refrain, we’ll support your decision. And should you choose not to refrain, we’re more than prepared to support that decision as well with pictures of stunning firemen after the jump.

It seems that blue-collar heroes like the firefighter and policeman really became sexy emblems of protection, paternity, and patriotism after the attacks. Maybe 9/11 reminded everyone of the the selfless contributions of these fine folks or maybe it just reminded us how great it is to see a man in uniform.
NYC bear Joe.My.God. has posted a great commemoration of Mark Bingham, the heroic and gay rugby player credited with helping foil the highjackers of United 93. Queerty is also asking readers to share their memories and reflections of the event now that 8 years have passed.
Thanks to Closet Conundrums for the pics!