Chaos Men’s Bryan Ockert Wants Gay Marriage, Otherwise Mum On Mason-Zane E-Mail

Chaos Men's Bryan Ockert Wants Gay Marriage, Otherwise Mum On Mason-Zane E-Mail
So, you may be keeping up with the melodrama that is the Mason Wyler and Zane from Chaos Men love connection. At first, Mason wrote that Zane, while good in bed, is racist, vain, and a crystal meth butt-smuggler. Then, Mason posted an e-mail supposedly from Chaos Men’s founder Bryan Ockert in which Bryan shrugged in non-surprise at Mason’s story, adding that Zane’s flakiness cost him $9,000.
Mason doesn’t have the best history of being trustworthy or stable (probably because he’s not as religious as he should be). So we wrote Chaos Men’s Bryan Ockert just to confirm if the e-mail that Mason posted is really his.
Oddly, Ockert’s gave us his “official reply” which didn’t shed any light on the matter:

I think it only fitting that as the American’s first African-American president, that President Obama issues a “Marriagification Proclamation, akin to Abe Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation, which of course abolished slavery. In the past, only a leader or Supreme Court can make things happen swiftly and so dramatically.

Civil Rights can’t be left in the hands of Majority of voters when it comes to minority issues. Our country has gone to war for Civil Rights, and yet we aren’t allowed to have the same Rights as others. Not even allowed to use the word. I admire the states trying to do it locally, but I feel we should be forcing the issue at a national level.

So when I go and read all this, it makes me sad, that we as a group, seem to be more up in arms about a porn model smear campaign, then our basic human rights. It is disheartening to see so much energy spent on. . . nothing.

We can’t publish Ockert’s “unofficial reply” which was even more mind-boggling, but we thought we’d share his thoughts with you and let you decide.

Nov 22, 2009 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

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