Don’t Forget To Douche!

If you don’t sweep out your chimney regularly before Santa slides down it, the holidays may be the perfect time to do a little “winter cleaning.” But while women have all sorts of powders, sprays, and creams to keep their piddle-paddles smelling Meadow Fresh, us men don’t have that luxury. We use the same hole for lovemaking and lunch. And since it’s best not to shit where you eat, one should keep their backsides nice and clean.
That’s why Fort Troff brings you the StreemMaster, an anal douche that clips to any shower head in seconds and allows a safe flow of cleansing water into your bum. It comes with a 6-foot hose, an easy control for adjusting the flow, and is lightweight, strong, and completely portable.
No one likes a stinky butt, so it’s best to present a nice clean gift, once you’ve been unwrapped for the taking. Do you holiday cleaning early, make sure Rudolph and the other reindeers have left the stables, and give Santa a nice clean cookie so he can enjoy his milk with relish!