Ask QC: How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Clean His Cock And Ass?

I finally came out of the closet in 2007, and both got divorced and met a great guy in 2008. Thing is, I am new to everything gay. I am having a great time learning my way but need help with two items.

Uncut cock cleanliness. I’m cut, my partner’s uncut. Being the owner of a cock, I know what my muskiness smells like. My partner has three distinct scents. The first I consider similar to mine, the next is pungent sweet, and the last is holy moly! Sometimes I avoid going down on him because of the odor. I’ve noticed he does not pull back his foreskin nor really shake after he urinates. I’ve been considering having a conversation with him but don’t know what proper use and care of an uncut cock consists of. So can you fill me in?

Asshole cleanliness. I read through “Ask QC: Cure for a Stinky Butt?” but didn’t quite get what I needed answered. For years I have used an add-on bidet on my toilets to aid in post-dump cleanliness. Now as a bottom I find it even more important to be clean for my partner. My partner is a top, but he indulges me every so often as I do like to top sometimes. Thing is… how can I say this?… he seems to always be locked and loaded. Plus, last time I attempted to rim him (right after a shower), his hole was definitely dirty!

Am I too squeamish? Am I asking for too much? I know that anytime an asshole is involved, shit is a possibility. I get that but I want to please him and have some expectation of not having to always deal with shit, especially if I am going to rim him. I’m definitely not into scat!

How do I approach him on these delicate issues? Help!

Looks like this guy’s in a smelly shituation! First off, he needs a quick lesson in Foreskin Management STAT! Then, some ideas on how he can compassionately get his partner to clean up his ass act. It’s possible that no one taught his partner about head cheese and anal douching. Then again, maybe his boyfriend’s just a filthy bastid who needs a good scrubbing! Either way, what’s the best way to take this couple from squeam to clean? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments.
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