QC’s Naughty Days Of XXX-Mas: This Holiday Season, Fuck Like A Machine

This holiday season maybe you’re hoping for a real sex machine—the kind of guy who’ll deliver a long hard fucking that makes your ass beg for more! Well now you don’t have to wait for meet a man of steel to enjoy non-stop plowing! Just plug in the Fuck Saw or the Star Fuck Machine and get ready for a bumpy sleigh ride.
The Star Fuck Machine has 8 speeds (between 1.4 and 8.2 strokes per second) and provides a handle so you can enjoy the veiny six-inch dildo going in and out of your reindeer stable. Or if you have a partner, grab the Fuck Saw and go between 0 to 2,300 strokes per minute with a thick seven-inch dong—whoa! There won’t be a silent night in your house for some time.