Dirty Boy Video Would Like To Remind You: Free Porn KILLS!!!
Our father used to tell us, “There’s no such thing as a ‘FREE Lunch,'” and we didn’t really know what he meant because at the time we were on our school’s free lunch program. But now that we’re adults and we have to pay for our own corn pizza nachos and sloppy joe casserole, we understand what he meant. And the same principle applies to porn.
Do you think porn just falls out of the sky or grows on trees? Well, you’ve got another thing coming, mister. And Dirty Boy Video is gonna tell you like it is. Because everytime you and your masturbating friends download a “free” video from one of those “free porn” sites, you not only cheat yourself out of the opportunity to feel good about some post-coital capitalism, you also cheat a young porn star out of his wage, you cheat burgeoning studios out of their ability to pay for double-penetrations, and what’s worse, you cheat America out of its safety.
Don’t understand? Watch the Dirty Boy Video’s PSA and you will. Never again will you be able to sleep soundly in your cum-encrusted bed knowing there are gay porn (butt)pirates sailing the digital seas!



